[ moves to stand in front of her as his tail starts wagging again. ]

I don't plan to disappoint. [ the eye on his forehead starts to open up as he leans down to kiss the corner of her lips. ] I'm going to blindfold you now. [ his lips lift just as he starts to pull away and slip the blindfold into place. he makes sure it's tight enough that it's not going anywhere, but not that it's going to be uncomfortable for her. ]

There.