It so doesn't! Even if they're the creepiest creeper to have ever creeped it's such a bad look to tell other customers that! What if someone heard me, you know?

[ they say, looking around to make sure no one's looking before scooting closer to take a sip of the extra drink ]

I'm supposed to be the cutest, most attentive girl here, you know? So I have to show as much love to everyone as possible, as equally as possible.