[ i'm just throwing down a lot of options because [gestures]
A: If someone's been in Saffron's dreams before, they might remember a dream of an expansive walk-in closet with every kind of outfit and accessory you could every possibly want, with a half-circle of mirrors at one end for trying things on.
well! here we are again! except this time for some reason all the outfits are kind of slutty costumes and lingerie? don't worry, though, visitors are dressed; however, at the end by the mirrors, a voice comes from behind a tasteful folding screen:
"Why don't you pick something out for me? Seriously, go ahead."
B: (the "let's unpack uncomfortable vore imagery in a sexy way, but metaphorically rather than literally" one) The setting: a tasteful restaurant. Your server: Saffron, in a tasteful restaurant server's uniform consisting of a blouse (unbuttoned a little low), apron, short skirt and stockings. For some reason, she is perched on the edge of this table, legs crossed at the thigh. She has nice legs.
The menu she hands you is a little weird. It's just... a list of parts of the human body (many of them sexy).
"What can I get for you?"
C: this is the one where you give me a scenario and saffron yes-ands it in some weird way. knock yourself out ]
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A:
If someone's been in Saffron's dreams before, they might remember a dream of an expansive walk-in closet with every kind of outfit and accessory you could every possibly want, with a half-circle of mirrors at one end for trying things on.
well! here we are again! except this time for some reason all the outfits are kind of slutty costumes and lingerie? don't worry, though, visitors are dressed; however, at the end by the mirrors, a voice comes from behind a tasteful folding screen:
"Why don't you pick something out for me? Seriously, go ahead."
B: (the "let's unpack uncomfortable vore imagery in a sexy way, but metaphorically rather than literally" one)
The setting: a tasteful restaurant. Your server: Saffron, in a tasteful restaurant server's uniform consisting of a blouse (unbuttoned a little low), apron, short skirt and stockings. For some reason, she is perched on the edge of this table, legs crossed at the thigh. She has nice legs.
The menu she hands you is a little weird. It's just... a list of parts of the human body (many of them sexy).
"What can I get for you?"
C:
this is the one where you give me a scenario and saffron yes-ands it in some weird way. knock yourself out ]