dreampost: even more after dark edition

[wotanon]

[ shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[neigh_sayer]

Uuuuugh, Pink is so heavy! I'm gonna be squished.

[he's playing with an empty teacup, making no move to get himself from under Pink]

[worldlyafflictions]

Ya don't recruit people for their ability ta squash ya?

[neigh_sayer]

There are varying tiers. A lazy flop like that? You're not getting a promotion any time soon, buddy.

[worldlyafflictions]

Huhmmm...

[sits back up and takes both his hands. crosses them and then checks if one of his own hands can fit both of C's wrists... Fits. Lifts both wrists above C's head and pins them there, keeping him from squirming around too much by planting his other hand on his chest.]

[neigh_sayer]

[he is VERY squirming, laughing as Pink manages to pin him]

Uh oh, ya got me! Veeeeery creative. I might really have to give you a special title. . .

But you're pretty naive to think you can really keep me here, with all my connections.

[worldlyafflictions]

[wiggles his fingers against squirmy bosses]

Sounds like my only hope is ta convince ya ta stay on your own. Hmmm, now what'll I do...?

[neigh_sayer]

[if they come near his face pink's fingers gonna get gently chomped]

Ya get three strikes and you're out. But hey, the penalty game will be fun. . .for me, at least!

[worldlyafflictions]

Are we going inta baseball metaphors?

[Lets him go only to flop on him again.]

[neigh_sayer]

You'll have to find a sports boy for that! You're trying to impress your boss, remember?

[immediately wrapping his arms around Pink's neck when he's let go and flopped on]

So impress me. Your life's depending on it~!

[worldlyafflictions]

Sooo demanding! Ya don't gotta threaten me that much!

[IT'S KISSES C WANTS, RIGHT? Well that's what he's getting either way, so...]

[neigh_sayer]

[WHAT DOES DREAM C WANT, IT'S A MYSTERY

He gonna kiss back pretty aggressively oh no!!]

[worldlyafflictions]

[Oh noooo folds his hands over C's chest and pins him down again, weight resting on his elbows to either side, leaning over him to keep their lips pressed together, apparently very chill with this.]

[neigh_sayer]

[C seems to be veeeery complacent with this too, making a pleased noise as Pink weighs down on him


at least until he starts to kick upward, not unlike a chihuahua trying to remove a blanket off itself]

[worldlyafflictions]

[Smoo-- ...what is C doing. Just.. pauses and tilts his head to look.]

[neigh_sayer]

[persona.wav NOW'S OUR CHANCE

BAPS PINK IN THE FACE trying to knock him off/off balance]

Neeheehee! You got distracted!

[worldlyafflictions]

Gyah--why are ya like this??

[ROLLS ASIDE SLIGHTLY but grabs the hand in his face and SMOOCHES THAT INSTEAD, HOW'S THAT??]

[neigh_sayer]

[SMOOCH!! He laughs into it though. IS HE HAPPY?? JUST BEING WEIRD?? both??]

Why are you like this? We're having fun, riiiight? But you're still so stiff, so controlling! Afraid I'll run away?

[worldlyafflictions]

[Plops his face on him.]

Gotta return ya eventually...

[neigh_sayer]

Oooh? Aren't I all yours? Why can't you keep a good thing, huuuuh?

[worldlyafflictions]

Mmmmmm... Just seems unlikely. Didn't ya know I'm a realist?

[Sitting up and dragging C onto his lap. Also stealing C's hat and putting it on.] It's nice ta pretend for a while though.

[neigh_sayer]

True, true! It's a charm point, y'know? [smooshing his cheek against Pink's and tugging lightly at his shirt]

Pretending is nice, but maybe you should take what you want. Does your boss need to show you how to be a thief. . .?

[worldlyafflictions]

That's definitely causing-problems talk, but if ya wanna I won't stop ya.

[neigh_sayer]

Okie-dokie!

[SHOVE trying to push Pink down]

[worldlyafflictions]

Uwah, why so rough??

[DOWN HE GOES, defending himself by mooshing at C's face with a pillow though]

[neigh_sayer]

A great thief never shows any mercy! I'm gonna steal your--PBBBT!! [muffles into pillow!1]

Pink!!