dreampost: even more after dark edition

[wotanon]

[ shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[constellationprize]

Oh, but Whisky -

[ reaching for the toy ]

Cats don't talk, do they?

1/2

[eatsthecanary]

[eatsthecanary]

Meow.

1/1

[constellationprize]

Re: 1/1

[eatsthecanary]

[ points at the toy! play with cat. ]

[constellationprize]

[ this is the best thing that's ever happened to her he's so cute she loves him so much she honestly has forgotten temporarily that this was intended to be sexual

picks up the mouse

dangles it by its tail ]

This?

[eatsthecanary]

[ wife

he nods, forgetting cats don't do that, before crawling closer and pawing at her leg. ]

[constellationprize]

Here -

[ jiggles it in front of him for a bit, tail pinched between her fingers before pulling it back, abruptly ]

[eatsthecanary]

[ his ears go alert and his eyes go focused in a way that doesn't seem to be faked, for the most part, and he leans up to try to snatch the mouse between his hands. ]

[constellationprize]

[ tempting as it is to let him have it right away this is endearing and he did say he wanted to see how she'd try bullying him, so she pulls the mouse back again - further, with the bulk of her body weight, leaning back against the edge of the bed ]

[eatsthecanary]

[ he huffs -- lets his hands hit the ground before crawling forward, this time reaching up to bat at the mouse with a hand. ]

[constellationprize]

Good work -

[ honestly just sounds absolutely tickled, per usual as amused as someone can get without actually laughing, reaching to pat his head with her free hand. distracted, the hand holding the mouse goes still. ]

[eatsthecanary]

[ he smirks despite himself and he takes that chance to reach up to try to grab the toy with both "paws" again, aiming to yank it out of her grasp. ]

[constellationprize]

[ success. toy obtained

she startles, preoccupied at the time with petting him - right. the mouse. more than forgetting, she let her guard down -

so she just rubs at his head with both her hands instead, affectionate ]

... See? You're a good cat, aren't you...?

[eatsthecanary]

[ toy get. he sits with it in his paws, self-satisfied, but also

being pet is nice. he tilts his head into that with a slow, rumbling purr starting up. ]

[constellationprize]

[ scratching behind his ears

soft, more to herself, ]

But you don't seem very bullied, do you...? Um - I guess I might have done it the wrong way . . . you and Luci are really different too, aren't you...?

[eatsthecanary]

[ prrrRR ]

I figured it'd be hard for you to do.

[constellationprize]

He gets embarrassed, but you don't . . . even if we went out in public, you'd be fine, wouldn't you...?

[ a hand drifts down from his head to scratch just under his chin, tentatively ]

Even when you seemed a little embarrassed to act like a cat, you got comfortable with it really quickly when we started playing with the mouse . . .

[eatsthecanary]

... It was easier than I expected.

[ he tilts his head back for that. rrrrr ]

[constellationprize]

Because you're our cute pet cat, aren't you?

[ nice. putting a little more pressure in since he seems fine with it ]

[eatsthecanary]

You don't have to say it like that.

[ the mildest indignance. even as he does the nuzzling into her hand again ]

[constellationprize]

[


idea. after a pause, thoughtful, ]

But we were playing just a little while ago, and you're having fun being petted right now, aren't you...? It's true that I don't know that much about animals other than humans, but doesn't that sound like a pet cat?

And you're really cute too, aren't you?

[eatsthecanary]

[ , ]


Lynxes aren't meant to be pets.

[constellationprize]

Really?

[ as if to test that, she gives an ear a slow scritching, deliberate, prolonged as she shifts her weight off of the bed, attempting to sit herself in his lap ]

[eatsthecanary]

[ pppurrs despite himself, tipping his head against her hand to aggressively encourage that, hands going down to her legs ]