dreampost: even more after dark edition

[wotanon]

[ shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[afailedmurder]

Of course.

[keeps going. In this dream, there are no wings, no scars, only rock hard abs]

[artisticliberty]

[LOOK AT ALL THESE GLISTENING PECTORALS]

Oh...

[dutifully begins his sketch, so eager is he for NOOD ARTS]

[afailedmurder]

[tosses the shirt aside and tears off his sleep pants like they were stripper pants. He's wearing the same boxers as he was in his detective dream]

How does it go? "Like one of your French girls."

[artisticliberty]

The French girls pale in comparison to you.

[he says, his eyes twinkling]

Are you still feeling shy...?

[afailedmurder]

No... I think I feel safe with you now.

[whips away the boxers to reveal a cartoonishly large dick]

[artisticliberty]

[IMPRESSED, AND ALSO, DELIGHTED]

I am glad to hear it. You are indeed a magnificent subject.