dreampost: even more after dark edition

[wotanon]

[ shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[mind_blown]

Just inspecting.

[he gives Pink an appraising look after a moment. Because he can recognize the difference between the hard liquors laid out and, well. What he’s drinking.]

Looks like you’ve got a pretty wide range to experiment with.

[worldlyafflictions]

Right? Maybe I'll get used to the smell.

[mind_blown]

There are better ways to manage that.

Namely, drinking them.

[he is going to keep a respectable distance for now— but he will steal one of the shots. It’s a dream, so he doesn’t even need to worry about grimacing. The shot is whatever he wants it to be.]

[worldlyafflictions]

[It's probably more accurate too, Pink himself doesn't know what half of them taste like, just what it looked like and and what it was called, the knowledge of what each was is mostly just hanging around in the shared dreamknowledge until Jay sharpens it.]

--Ah, just go ahead I guess [said after he already drank it]. I'd die from drinking this much myself anyway.

[mind_blown]

So, why do you have so much of it?

[the drinks do get sharper, as Jay figures out what they're supposed to be. even though he's not drinking beyond the one shot he just took.]

Don't need this much to experiment.

[worldlyafflictions]

Ya do if you're a nerd who thinks the best way is ta do side-by-side comparisons.

[mind_blown]

[honestly, he looks at all the drinks, and then back at him, and then back at the drinks.]

... You're not even drinking these?

[worldlyafflictions]

Oh, found the nerd ♥

[mind_blown]

That doesn't even make sense.

But fine, do what you want to do.

[he's not drinking more, that much is certain??]

[worldlyafflictions]

If it's not me then it's you, and ya already had one so. That's how that works! [he decided]

I can have some if ya stop standing around like an awkward nerd. You're throwin' off the chill. [Gestures at the couch, there's plenty of space for sitting]

[mind_blown]

That is 100% not how this works.

[but he grabs a drink and hands that to pink, to go after his other fruity BS.]

Here. This seems on your level, if you hate the smell of liquor.

[it tastes like a blue freeze pop.

and jay is sitting down next to him.]

[worldlyafflictions]

Heeh, a level up.

[Accepts it completely naturally--honestly Jay could make any sort of booze appear that he wants right now. It feels right. He could just pour it from the pitcher of water and it'd be seamless.

Pink is definitely gonna forget what this was when he wakes up and will have to look up blue drinks, but he's sipping with an interested hum.]

[mind_blown]

[it's going to be the punctuation to a bad night.

obviously?]

Only finest drinks for the one gremlin to actually get me in a prank.

[worldlyafflictions]

What kinda complement is that? Maybe ya just haven't kissed enough gremlins?? [Doesn't seem displeased though]

[mind_blown]

I'd rather not kiss gremlins.

[worldlyafflictions]

Too much for ya?

[mind_blown]

Nah, they punk out before you get to the interesting stuff.

[worldlyafflictions]

Is that what the objection is?

[Dream Pink is not Shy. He will absolutely come climb on Jay if he's not stopped.]

[mind_blown]

Please, tell me how I'm wrong?

[he can play hard to get, Pink. but also, he's not stopping him from anything right now.]

[worldlyafflictions]

[Hold on, gotta down the rest of this gremlin prize drink before he proves he's not a gremlin.]

[Ok, starts pulling Jay's shirt up, planting his mouth on Jay's like this is just what they do now.]

[mind_blown]

[what-- he just stares at him, and then laughs. what else can he do in this situation. this is so ridiculous, because he remembers the last time, and he pulls back, pushing his shirt back down.]

There is no way I let you get me with that again. Next thing I know, you're a tanuki and then what, huh?

[worldlyafflictions]

........ Discover attraction in it's many forms?

[Doesn't try to get Jay to let go of his shirt but does stick a finger back under it to poke him--muscles.......]

[mind_blown]

[look, honestly, the thing he should be concerned about is just basically how ripped he is. there isn't an ounce of fat on his frame. have fun with that.]

Nah, I need a guarantee.

[worldlyafflictions]

[does this man get enough water]

[Looks genuinely confused for a moment as he looks up again--completely distracted, sorry]

Huh?

[mind_blown]

[... that is not how fat works]

Guarantee.

[and it's at this point, that Jay pushes Pink off of him, and instead leans over him.]

That's what I need.

[now honestly, things have shifted. it's not a couch they're on, it's something more nondescript as Jay tries to figure out what type of dream this actually is. but he is definitely on top.]