dreampost: even more after dark edition (II)

[wotanon]

[ ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING!

shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[crossmyheartandhope]

What? Dude, are you seriously picking out heels for me?

[Still blushing furiously, he leans over to peek at her phone screen.]

[unbr8kable]

[Is seriously picking out heels]

You prefer straps or just straight leather? Or like. Super gladiator style?

[For all the gladiators who wore six-inch heels. And pay no attention to the fact that not one on the list is below the knee]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Squeaks a little, when he sees what she's picking.]

Oh my god. Those are like heels heels.

[unbr8kable]

Go big or go home. Unless you've decided you wanna help out in the decision-making process...

[crossmyheartandhope]

Wh-why are we doing this again...?

[unbr8kable]

You don't want to?

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean.

[His face goes an even darker red. He won't quite meet her eyes.]

[unbr8kable]

...Well, no one's forcing you into nothing. If you'd rather your boring old boots, it is what it is.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I guess it wouldn't be, like. So bad.

[unbr8kable]

You could always get a fur suit. Or a zentai suit, they probably have those in your shop. Or tie yourself up real nice...

[crossmyheartandhope]

Man, specific much? If you wanna see me in something, you can just say.

[He is BRIGHT red.]

[unbr8kable]

I-- I'm just trying to help. You seemed like you were looking for ideas.

[Then, less off-kilter,]

If you got your own, let's hear 'em.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...I dunno.

I wouldn't, like... mind.

If you had some.

[unbr8kable]

Had some. ...Ideas? For...

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean... yeah.

[He swallows, with effort.]

Yeah.

[unbr8kable]

Yeah?

[Quite visibly cycles through this idea until finding a version that makes sense to her]

Right...right. Well, you could--

[Breaks off; that is certainly not an acceptable idea,]

...Uh, you could. Like, like I said, you could dress up, for sure; that would, I mean, you got an audience already for that. Or you could do, things...? Like, eating stuff, or touching, stuff...

[crossmyheartandhope]

I could do that. Dress up, and, like... other stuff.

[God, he is bright red.]

What - what were you gonna say at first?

[unbr8kable]

No, nothing. What were you gonna say at first?

[Uhhhhhh]

'Cause, talking is also a thing, that people like.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I... I dunno. I ain't, like - good at talking, though?

For - for real, if you got anything that'll work, you should say. Or like - pick out a thing on your phone, or whatever.

[unbr8kable]

Wow, just what do you think I'm doing on my phone that I'd have porno scripts at the waiting? --Or should I say, what are you doing on your phone?

[Grins, gaining momentum as now there's something she can safely rag on him for]

That why you're always texting people...or should I say, sexting all night? Maybe you should be showing off the goods~

[crossmyheartandhope]

What?

[Chokes, a little, voice going strangled.]

Dude, I don't got anyone like that.

[unbr8kable]

[Yes, yes, this is the way]

Are you suuuure? How do we know all your other chats aren't like "hey u up" and "what r u wearing🍆🍆"

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, for real I ain't been sexting no one!

[unbr8kable]

Why not? What're you waiting for? --You gotta download the special keyboard for the emojis.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Wait, there's sexting emojis?

Do I wanna know how you know that? [A thought occurs.] Wait, do you and Req, like - ?