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Kir💖Royale: swimsuits are cute
Kir💖Royale: cuteness raises office morale

paloma: well, if it raises *your* morale, Your Holiness ;)

Kir💖Royale: 😮
Kir💖Royale: tbh torn between flirting back or teasing you for admitting you care

paloma: well, considering the way I am, I couldn’t blame you for doing both
paloma: don’t expect me to get flustered, though. I’m not one of those tsunderes, after all 🤷🏼‍♀️

Kir💖Royale: then how come I never hear you say it out loud!
Kir💖Royale: lola!!!!! 😡

paloma: my people are a people of actions over words
paloma: which is why I never fit in, since I've never been able to shut up.
paloma: of course I care. I thought that was obvious.

Kir💖Royale: I just had an argument with Koko about whether or not it's obvious I care
Kir💖Royale: so maybe I'm starting to feel a little doubt
Kir💖Royale: maaaaybe I too just need constant validation in the form of literally fucking removing your own vital organs
Kir💖Royale: im gonna start demanding human sacrifice

paloma: for better or worse I wouldn't judge by her accounting
paloma: I'm not sure she's really seen what it looks like before for someone to care for her like that
paloma: but anyway, as I told absinthe once
paloma: I may be an idol, but I'll always be a priest and therefore more comfortable holding the knife than on the altar ✨
paloma: I am here for all your human sacrifice needs

[ it's joke. ]

Kir💖Royale: I mean yeah I was literally about ten seconds from deciding to just bleed out on our nice carpet
Kir💖Royale: but instead I did something reasonable and uncool like "provide examples of the times in which I have shown I take her feelings into account when making decisions"
Kir💖Royale: speaking of, we need to talk
Kir💖Royale: ..dude im like SO bad at dating apps

paloma: counterpoint: we can be bad at dating apps because we don't need them on account of being very attractive
paloma: but that aside—well done with kohime, then
paloma: what did you want to talk about?

Kir💖Royale: "well done"
Kir💖Royale: I need advice and to be pat on the head and told I'm a good girl like the dumb space hachiko I am I guess

paloma: I don't know what a hachiko is but I'll give you advice and pat you on the head any day
paloma: you can't stop me, in fact.
paloma: anyway if you want to receive pats in person I really am in the onsen

Kir💖Royale: its a dog there's a statue of here, memorialized forever for the heroics of being a dumb loser who trusted someone to come back after leaving
Kir💖Royale: then he died alone. the end
Kir💖Royale: see also: my profile
Kir💖Royale: anyways I'll be there in sec wait for me bby 😘

paloma: waiting with bated breath~

[ this is accompanied by a shoulders-up photo of her blowing a kiss because that monster wifi taught her how to selfie ]

[ oh NO

anyways, Kir's showing up at the onsen a few minutes later in a towel. ]

You may now breathe, for your goddess has arrived!

[ lounging with her arms crossed on the edge— ]

Well. Right on time, then.

Wowww, I'm like, so flattered?

[ she moves to go sit at the edge, next to Paloma. ]

You know? I don't think I'm ever gonna have kids after this.

...enough of child-rearing for you, huh?

I've always been quite sure I never wanted to do it full-time. Teaching's enough of it for me.

I always thought it might be nice, but I guess that was just like...I dunno, a shitheap of mommy issues?

And dumb romance thoughts. Get married, have kids, be happy.

It's all harder than anyone makes it out to be.

Got married early, got divorced early, remarried myself to my work.

Edited 2020-03-06 05:30 (UTC)

I couldn't imagine. That just sounds so...lonely. I guess that's kinda my problem? I mean, dealing with...everyone on the unit who's not Wifi, I guess.

You all just seem like you wanna stay alone and miserable. I don't get it. You and Emi were fighting for something I guess, which is more than I can say for everyone else seeming like they're just content with being stuck the dumb asshole treadmill for dumb assholes or whatever.

[ she glances around sideways, like she's worried about being overheard, and— ]

...I'm reconsidering. A little.

[ her tail thumps quietly against the ground, just once. ]

Only a little?

...maybe more than that.

Mm, it’s strange. I spent a lot of time working for the good of people I could never quite be myself around, and working against people I could only be a very curated version of myself around, and here, I can just...

It has a certain appeal, suddenly.

[ thump thump. ]

Yeah, same here. It's why Koko thinking I only care when it's convenient dug into me so hard? I kinda hate that I get upset about it?

...I was always something cute to be used or like, creepily fawned slash lusted over, but here I'm just me. You know, whatever I end up deciding that even means. I can trust you guys with that. I feel like an idiot even saying that, hah.

[ thump thump thump. ]

Ummm, hey. Lola? What kinda desserts do you like?

Edited 2020-03-06 07:57 (UTC)

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