dreampost: even more after dark edition (III)

[wotanon]

[ AGAIN, but this time it's future is now's fault,

shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[notadrop]

If you say so, miss!

[ they skip over to grab her arm, leaning against her. ]

So where are we like, going tonight?

[marsascending]

Well, I do have some really choice accommodations, but that's not really interesting. What is interesting is that there's apparently some abandoned tunnels that'll get you to some surprisingly lovely secluded waterfront views.

[notadrop]

Ehhhh? Miss, are you trying to lure me somewhere hidden so you can do horrible things to me?

[marsascending]

I hope by horrible you don't mean sex because that sort of defeats the purpose of this exercise.

[notadrop]

Horrible sex things! Like, duh! That's different from normal sex things.

[marsascending]

As someone unfamiliar with Horrible Sex Things you may need to inform me of them to make sure I don't tread on your boundaries, since you seem so knowledgeable.

[notadrop]

You know! Like, being cornered in the dark and ravished by a scaaaaary horrible monster pretending to be a pretty woman?

[marsascending]

[ wow. gee. terrible. ]

...well, I hate to disappoint, but I'm only one of those things. But thank you for the compliment!

[notadrop]

[ yes! what a horrible thought! ]

I'm starting to reconsider my choice here...

[marsascending]

Well, if a hotel would make you feel more comfortable. I figured I might as well offer something more novel.

Just because I'm tipping doesn't mean I want to be boring!

[notadrop]

No, no! Wherever you want is fiiiine. 💖 Waterfront views sound really nice!

[marsascending]

Well, c'mon, then, no time like the present.

[ anyway time to find out if this woman can navigate a bunch of service tunnels and pedway areas in heels, which it turns out, she absolutely can. ]

...I do so enjoy a bit of urban exploration.

[notadrop]

[ wow...so talented. Ruby keeps clinging to her, though they don't really look as nervous as they'd been acting the rest of the night ]

It's like, okay I guess? I mean, I've lived here my whole life so it doesn't really feel special.

[marsascending]

I guess it is sort of a visitor's privilege to experience wonder somewhere, isn't it? I think it's a little bit like the joy of meeting someone for the very first time. A first kiss, maybe.

[ she trails her hand along the wall, like even the texture has something interesting about it. ]

[notadrop]

A first kiss, huh? Wowww, how romantiiiic.

[marsascending]

I think that sort of romance is easier to find in places rather than people.

Speaking of which, you don't need to keep up the act, if you don't want to.

[notadrop]

Ehhh? I like, don't know what you're talking about?

[marsascending]

You don’t have to do the maid cafe cutesy thing?

I mean, maybe some men are really into that, but I could take it or leave it.

[notadrop]

It's like, what you paid for. ...Isn't it?

[marsascending]

Ehhhh I paid for an interesting time, some companionship, and, of course, a pretty face. Honestly the bit about your thesis was more of a turn-on.

[notadrop]

...Man, I totes shoulda just robbed you.

[ this is the worst thing that could happen to a dream Ruby ]

[marsascending]

[ she’s the worst. ]

I mean, maybe, but see, this is already way more fun, you know? If you can get my wallet off me before the night is over, it’s yours. I’m no snitch.

[notadrop]

Ehhh?

[ they WERE just gonna dragonmongle her but the moment they process what she's said their tail starts wagging and they lean against her, trying to push her against the wall. ]

Challenge accepted. I hope you're like, ready to see what you get when you pay for a predator instead of a cute girl.

[marsascending]

See, that just sounds hot.

[ and she winks, raising her hands like “frisk me, officer.” ]

[notadrop]

I'm literally gonna eat you.

[ which seems like just kind of a weird thematic threat until scales start to erupt from their skin and their pupils narrow into slits.

they do oblige her though - somewhat. hands find themselves on Paloma's hips, and not a second later claws dig into her clothing. ]