Don't be so loud! Almost done or not I'm not supposed to drink on the clock.
[ they raise their hand to signal for drinks though, and two glasses of Future Neon Dyed 70% Sugar 30% Synthetic Alcohol Mixed Drink arrive at the table in short order. ]
[ they look around to make sure no one (who you know, would actually care) is watching and quickly sips their drink. ]
Ehhh, to my tastes? No, no. See, since I'm the cutest, cute's totes a threat. Sorry, you got the most competitive girl here.
[ also HE'S SO SHORT Dream Ruby can't even believe they're about to even to go on a catfishing date with someone that's somehow shorter than them but not an actual child??? ]
But obvs that's also why I'm the best, you know? So actually, not sorry.
[just because he doesn't mind being called cute doesn't mean he doesn't prefer other descriptors!!!
but he's nodding agreeably, nursing his drink as he tries to give them time to finish up. he's not terribly patient in general, though, so it's not long before he's headed out back-- through more customer-approved means, of course.]
[ When they come out into the back alley they're wearing their BAD END=DEAD END outfit. They look around idly a bit before sighing and running up to to grab his arm. ]
Well, mister...it looks like I'm alllllll yours! Let's have a nice night, okay? 💖
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Sorry, sorry! Is this better? You're so lovely I got a bit too excited.
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[ they squirm a bit, trying to lean away. ]
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All right. I will do my level best to exercise patience.
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Ummm, I guess we could have a drink though? And then I could get changed out of my uniform and my shift'll be done by then.
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[beaming!!! look he's just a very excited cat, he's doing his best,]
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[ they raise their hand to signal for drinks though, and two glasses of Future Neon Dyed 70% Sugar 30% Synthetic Alcohol Mixed Drink arrive at the table in short order. ]
Ten points for cuteness, though.
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I'm glad to hear I'm to your tastes.
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Ehhh, to my tastes? No, no. See, since I'm the cutest, cute's totes a threat. Sorry, you got the most competitive girl here.
[ also HE'S SO SHORT Dream Ruby can't even believe they're about to even to go on a catfishing date with someone that's somehow shorter than them but not an actual child??? ]
But obvs that's also why I'm the best, you know? So actually, not sorry.
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Oh, well, don't you worry, my lady. I am perfectly content to play second fiddle to your cuteness.
[he's a tiny cheerful fuckboy, they're getting YOUNG mode, though he's still all crystalled up etc]
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[ they glance at the clock, and then lean over to whisper to him -- ]
Meet me out back.
[ -- before getting up to head for the kitchens. ]
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[just because he doesn't mind being called cute doesn't mean he doesn't prefer other descriptors!!!
but he's nodding agreeably, nursing his drink as he tries to give them time to finish up. he's not terribly patient in general, though, so it's not long before he's headed out back-- through more customer-approved means, of course.]
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Well, mister...it looks like I'm alllllll yours! Let's have a nice night, okay? 💖
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[PLEASED, yes good a cute girl is holding his arm. >:3 flirt mode.]
Any preferences, my lady?
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