[ ooc: let me know if you'd like some monsterfucking too, because i can't absolutely accommodate that as well, but otherwise tentacles. ]
[ just going to cut straight to the smut, so enjoy coming to as she smacks your cheek playfully. ] Rude. I haul your half drunk ass up here and this is the thanks I get, ahahaha, [ her expression darkens for just a fraction of a second, because she's not getting blueballed this evening. ] I don't think so.
[ all four of her tentacles are looming overhead as she leans down to suck a mark into the side of your neck. ]
[ she laughs as ruby's hand comes into contact with her forehead, forcing her head back a bit. ] I asked earlier. [ probably! ] And it's not my fault you're a tease and a half. My tentacles wouldn't be out if I wasn't turned the fuck on.
[ the two bladed ones stab into the bed on either side of their head as one of the rounded ones hesitantly reaches out to stroke their cheek. ] I don't want to wait anymore. I- I can't.
[ she laughs at that. ] But I can't help it. Flirting is, like, my second language! [ she covers their mouth with her own for a fierce kiss as the fourth tentacle starts tugging at their clothing. ]
I hope you don't like these clothes, because if they're not off in the next couple of seconds... [ she sits back and gives them a sharp smile. ] I'll cut them off~
I think that sounds a lot like the pot calling the kettle black, but... I'm feeling generous this evening. [ there's a fiendish glint in her eyes as she grabs a hold of their jacket and shreds it herself, her own nails somehow having the capability. her tentacles are immediately filling the gap to get at their shirt and, no, they don't really have a concept of gentle. the fabric is torn easily, but ruby will most definitely feel their blades nicking their skin here and there; leaving shallow cuts, which, as soon as d.va can manage, her lips will find. ]
I'm sure you hear it all the time, but you certainly taste divine.
[ they suck in a gasp, growling softly - normally they'd actually be a lot more angry about clothes being destroyed but well, dreams, whatever, who cares - but there's still a hint of a kneejerk annoyed reaction.
the nicks don't frustrate them nearly as much, though. in fact, they don't even manage a response to that or the kissing or even what d.va's saying besides a sharp, needy whine and a frantic attempt to grab her and pull her close. ]
[Noah is less than together as he snaps awake, tail puffing as he tries to take in the situation, but quickly relaxes visibly once he realizes he knows his... assailant?
...he must have passed out. that's right. reaching to hold her, though with the tentacles he's not really sure where to put his hands.]
...actions speak louder than words, Noah. [ she kisses the corner of his lips as the bladed tentacles do their best to start slicing at his clothing. hope he didn't like that outfit too much, because it's in shreds in no more than a few seconds. ] I didn't mind the teasing to start, but... [ shivers, the tremble passed along to the rounded tentacles who flit back and forth. ] that was just torturous.
I hope you know you'll be making it up to me... [ a poignant pause as she looks over her shoulder to the tentacles, ] to us. [ chuckles, though it's quickly muffled as she seals their lips together for a kiss. she wants to tease him just like he'd done to her, but she's already so riled up that it's difficult to keep from ravaging him right then and there. ] Do you know how bad I want you, Noah, ... [ she hisses against his lips, the rounded tentacles gliding up alongside his legs and slowing as they reach his thighs, [
[ she feels her face heat up at that comment, so she looks aside and huffs, because obviously... baka. she doesn't want to think about whether or not there's, perhaps, a deeper meaning to that, especially now, so she's just going to shove one of her tentacles against his lips as she moves down his body to nestle in between his legs. ] Show my tentacles that you want them as well then, because as much as I want you to fuck me they want to fuck you.
[por que no los dos, he would say in a less memey way, were he not kind of occupied with taking the tip of that tentacle into his mouth, shamelessly cooperative.]
[ she's just going to gawk for an extra couple of seconds as a tremor gets sent along the tentacle and straight into her, making her simper with need. swallows, face coloring red as she forcefully tears her eyes away from the lewd display to, instead, look down at him. ] I bet you're going to feel great, Noah. [ she curls her fingers around his dick, giving it a few lazy strokes as she leans down to drag her tongue along its head. ]
[belatedly, he's actually pretty built in general, much more noticeable since his clothes are shredded. he's small but muscled!!
but noah's blushing high in his cheeks, no matter how bold he's willing to be. he still gets embarrassed! is still effected. his hips momentarily lift with the wet heat of her mouth, but he gets himself under control with an apologetic hum, throwing himself into fellating that tentacle more thoroughly.]
[ since she's a little preoccupied at the moment that's something the other tentacles are going to notice. the bladed ones glide across the chiseled expanse of his chest, running along the subtle curves and tracing his muscles. d.va smirks, looking up for half a second, to see them reach his head and crowd around his mouth. ] ...leave him b- nnf. [ she's silenced, blinking in surprise when he lifts his hips, but she can't be too upset. it's not like she hadn't been ready to do this exact thing a few moments later. as punishment though, she removes her hand to, instead, guide him even further into her mouth. she hollows her cheeks and sucks on him, tongue caressing the base of his dick as, similarly, she fellates him. going from 0 to 60 ought to be fun~ ]
[oh, fuck. he makes a desperate noise around the tentacle in his mouth, tensing up but carefully not thrusting up into her mouth again. it wouldn't go so nicely this time, and he isn't looking to ruin this.
as for the tentacles gathering around his mouth... he stops paying such specific attention to the one, instead opening his mouth as wide as he can, inviting.
...neither of them have any idea how to deescalate a situation.]
[ as soon as he opens his mouth a little bit wider the tentacle in his mouth hesitates, because it seems to consider thrusting that much deeper... but d.va manages to reel it in, removing it altogether and replacing it with another, because she needs the one that he just slicked up for her. ]
[ she reluctantly removes her mouth from his dick, licking her lips and giving him a cheeky smile as she crawls over him. ] I look forward to riding you dick, Noah. I bet it feels as good as it tastes. [ she shudders, grabbing the tentacle in his mouth and pulling it back, so she can lean down and cover her mouth with her own. ]
[Noah begins doting on the new tentacle with just as little shame, until it's taken from him and-- yeah, he can be just as good for D.va's mouth. Her words are kind of just washing over him at this point, his hands stroking pleasantly around the bases of her tentacles.]
[ she gasps into his mouth as his hands find themselves at the base of her tentacles, because that particular area is hypersensitive. she ducks her head, face igniting with color, as she starts shuddering despite her best efforts to keep still. ] N- Noah. [ she tries to remove them from his grasp, to give herself some reprieve, but it's quickly become too much for her. ] ...c- can't, I... fuck, Noah, please. I need you. [ the next couple of words come out completely incoherent as she reaches in between them with a shaky hand to hold him steady, so she can ease herself onto him. ]
mHm. [ she hums into the side of shrike's neck, smirking as soon as the red mark blooms. ] I can't take it anymore, Shrike, you've been teasing me all night and there's only so much self restraint I can pretend to have. [ she huffs a heavy breath against the side of her head, leaning up to her ear to whisper, ] I want to fuck you.
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[ just going to cut straight to the smut, so enjoy coming to as she smacks your cheek playfully. ] Rude. I haul your half drunk ass up here and this is the thanks I get, ahahaha, [ her expression darkens for just a fraction of a second, because she's not getting blueballed this evening. ] I don't think so.
[ all four of her tentacles are looming overhead as she leans down to suck a mark into the side of your neck. ]
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huh.
they shudder out a moan but it quickly becomes a yelp, their hand pushing at her forehead as their tail thrashes wildly. ]
Y-you could just ask, shit!
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[ the two bladed ones stab into the bed on either side of their head as one of the rounded ones hesitantly reaches out to stroke their cheek. ] I don't want to wait anymore. I- I can't.
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D-don't be such an easy target next time and maybe I wouldn't have to be such a tease!
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I hope you don't like these clothes, because if they're not off in the next couple of seconds... [ she sits back and gives them a sharp smile. ] I'll cut them off~
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man.
they wanna get fuckin slashed by some tentacles. ]
Yeah? Fucking try it. A goddess doesn't undress herself, you lazy nerdlord.
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I'm sure you hear it all the time, but you certainly taste divine.
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[ they suck in a gasp, growling softly - normally they'd actually be a lot more angry about clothes being destroyed but well, dreams, whatever, who cares - but there's still a hint of a kneejerk annoyed reaction.
the nicks don't frustrate them nearly as much, though. in fact, they don't even manage a response to that or the kissing or even what d.va's saying besides a sharp, needy whine and a frantic attempt to grab her and pull her close. ]
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[Noah is less than together as he snaps awake, tail puffing as he tries to take in the situation, but quickly relaxes visibly once he realizes he knows his... assailant?
...he must have passed out. that's right. reaching to hold her, though with the tentacles he's not really sure where to put his hands.]
Ah- pray forgive me...
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...actions speak louder than words, Noah. [ she kisses the corner of his lips as the bladed tentacles do their best to start slicing at his clothing. hope he didn't like that outfit too much, because it's in shreds in no more than a few seconds. ] I didn't mind the teasing to start, but... [ shivers, the tremble passed along to the rounded tentacles who flit back and forth. ] that was just torturous.
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I do... admittedly, have some bad habits. My apologies for pushing you too far.
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[he's helpfully parting his legs, kissing her fiercely in return. it seems he's no longer interested in teasing! just being a helpful thirsty catte.]
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[ she's just going to gawk for an extra couple of seconds as a tremor gets sent along the tentacle and straight into her, making her simper with need. swallows, face coloring red as she forcefully tears her eyes away from the lewd display to, instead, look down at him. ] I bet you're going to feel great, Noah. [ she curls her fingers around his dick, giving it a few lazy strokes as she leans down to drag her tongue along its head. ]
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but noah's blushing high in his cheeks, no matter how bold he's willing to be. he still gets embarrassed! is still effected. his hips momentarily lift with the wet heat of her mouth, but he gets himself under control with an apologetic hum, throwing himself into fellating that tentacle more thoroughly.]
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as for the tentacles gathering around his mouth... he stops paying such specific attention to the one, instead opening his mouth as wide as he can, inviting.
...neither of them have any idea how to deescalate a situation.]
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[ she reluctantly removes her mouth from his dick, licking her lips and giving him a cheeky smile as she crawls over him. ] I look forward to riding you dick, Noah. I bet it feels as good as it tastes. [ she shudders, grabbing the tentacle in his mouth and pulling it back, so she can lean down and cover her mouth with her own. ]
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How much did I have to dri—nn, DVa, hey, what are you...
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I, I know I'm easy to tease, but you're really...
Isn't this taking it a little too far...?
[ even though she says that, she shivers against the breath at the side of her neck, leaning her head the other way to expose more of the skin. ]