Dream Post XI

[wotanon]

[ sometimes NSFW is the post-bad game therapy that's needed. ]

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[alchemechanical]

Oh, how lucky.

[ Moving the dice across the board. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

You've landed on an unfortunate square though. I put the revolver on Boardwalk which means you have to Guess Who to advance.

[alchemechanical]

Do they have red hair in atari?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

No. Two more guesses before you have to play the penalty game.

[alchemechanical]

Oh dear.

G-5?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

....and I was so looking forward to the penalty game...

Pass go, pick a room and a weapon.

[alchemechanical]

Ufufu, the library and the Pen-That's-Mightier-Than-The-Sword, in attack position.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Then I pick the study and the reverse card! Now to see who the deck chooses as victorious.

[alchemechanical]

[ Sighs, laying down his hand and moving a chess piece onto the board. ]

I always forget its weakness to study.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It's effective against the ballroom.

[alchemechanical]

I was so sure you would go with that location, but that was my folly.

[ Removes... the second button on his cuff. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[The softest of gasps]

How scandalous! F, please think of my heart.

[alchemechanical]

There are consequences to our actions, senpai, and this is a consequence of winning.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

There's no reward without a little risk though.

[Sets his cards down]

Three pairs!

[alchemechanical]

Riichi, which means I get to roll three dice before we calculate total score.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Ah, I forgot about that rule.

[Hands over two dice and a single pog]

[alchemechanical]

I was lucky enough to remember it.

[ Rolling the two dice... and then flings the pog at one of them. ]

Mangan.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It seems you're far too good at this game. Still. Fair is fair, hmmm?

[Pulls one glove off.....the non clawed hand]

[alchemechanical]

Senpai, you'll raise the temperature of the room like this.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Then perhaps you should allow me the win? Read me.

[Splays some cards on the table]

[alchemechanical]

I would be a terrible kouhai if I didn't give my best in competition.

[ Placing two baseball cards at the ends of the spread card, then flipping two at random. ]

Mars is in Aquarius and Venus will be following shortly behind, so I would recommend buying Boardwalk and declaring Yahtzee.