Dream Post XI

[wotanon]

[ sometimes NSFW is the post-bad game therapy that's needed. ]

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[tradesecret]

Save your excuses for the judge.

[ time to defenestrate some wizards.


Except everyone is falling up instead of down. What is physics???? ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[WELL THIS FEELS FAMILIAR AND BAD]

Oh my.

[alchemechanical]

[ Sitting cross-legged as they. Go. ]

[ But also holding onto his hat with one hand. ]

Can we please close the windows?

[tradesecret]

[ flicking off her police cap, and is suddenly in a tour guide outfit.

The falling slows to an easy float. ]

Better?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[HATEHATEHATEHATEHA-]

How heart pounding! We're light as a feather!

[alchemechanical]

Yes, thank you.

[tradesecret]

[ SHE'S A DREAM WALKER NOT AN ESPER, SO SPEAK OR SUFFER, BERRIES AND CREAM.

The handcuffs dissolve away, at least. ]

Oh, I'm quite happy to oblige.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[HE CHOOSES SUFFERING, OBVIOUSLY]

Ah! Freedom at last!

[alchemechanical]

Is this prison?

[tradesecret]

Do you want it to be, or would you prefer something else? I can be judge, jury, executioner, or tour guide, bunny girl— not like that, but I hope you get the idea—

You are only limited by your imagination. And mine, of course. Dreams are the domain of our unit, somehow.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Baritones is the dreams team then?

[alchemechanical]

Oya, how interesting. It seems quite fun to be able to do anything.

[tradesecret]

[ Her tour guide outfit changes to a textbook BARiTONES skirt suit, with her hair styled into an austere bun. The empty space morphs to a grand foyer with a glossy tile floor and a massive chandelier flanked by staircases on either side. There's also a large portrait of Asmodeus hanging there, looking extra smarmy in his glasses and suit ]

Escapes from reality in general, I suppose: Our abilities include this and alcohol, and our unit traits trend toward hedonism or workaholic tendencies. It was said that our unit was most closely inspired by one of the production heads.

[ gesturing to the portrait ]

The similarities are there, probably.

And it is quite fun, though I also take pleasure in creating enjoyable experiences outside of dreams.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Dreams and reality go hand in hand though.

[alchemechanical]

I've always thought it fun to create dream-like experiences within reality myself.

[tradesecret]

When people are surprised or when they're happy and having a good time, it's priceless.

And needed, here.