dreampost: even more after dark edition

[wotanon]

[ shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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do i need to add an nsfw header to this

[eatsthecanary]

[ this is obviously one of Wild City's bedrooms -- there's a big round cat bed, human-sized and guns hung up on the walls. if you know Whisky at at all that's a likely tip-off the room is his.

probably the bigger tip off is the fact that he's sitting on the bed, on his knees, buck naked except for a jingly little cat collar on his neck and the bandages that cover the right side of his face. there's also dark furry spots up his spine, dark splotches like a lynx's coat has.

and, due to his being buck naked, it will become very apparent he doesn't have a regular human dick. it's more bulbous at the start, and tapers to a thin point. it's also barbed.

for added flavor, there's a bunch of cat toys littering the floor, as well as a big bag of unopened catnip.

Whisky doesn't seem embarrassed at all, more unimpressed, immediately reaching up to try to tug off the collar (it doesn't come off). ]

(( CAN BE SEXY OR AWKWARD, I'm a thirsty bee though so will likely angle towards the first. ))

[constellationprize]

[ per the setting, she, while clothed, is probably just wearing one of his shirts for the most part, the usual tights underneath, ]

Whisky -

[ she's just very unambiguously staring at his dick but she does reach for the collar as she approaches. ]

Do you need help...? It isn't stuck, is it...?

[eatsthecanary]

I can't take it off.

[ he's not bothered by the dick staring considering, spouse, but he does seem irritated by the collar - - giving her space to try too. ]

[constellationprize]

[ settling down next to him and leaning to get a better look at the collar, to see where it fastens - if it fastens? ]

It looks really cute on you!

[eatsthecanary]

[ there's no fastener, just leather. ]

It's something a pet would wear.

[constellationprize]

[ hmm

just resting against him then, reaching to scratch behind the lynx ears ]

Really? But aren't you our cute pet cat?

[eatsthecanary]

[... huffs, nuzzling back. ]

What, you want me to act like one?

[constellationprize]

Well -

... Um, only if you're okay with it... I can't get the collar off and I thought I'd try bullying you a little bit, but if you don't like it then we can do something else instead, okay?

[eatsthecanary]

[ - - he laughs. ]

I'd like to see you try bullying me, sure.

[constellationprize]

Well . . .

... I don't think Luci would like it if we went on a walk like this, so we should try and do something in here - but there are lots of cats that stay indoors, so that's okay, isn't it?

[ a pause, as if actively considering how to best proceed from there, ]

Why don't you go and pick something you want to play with?

[eatsthecanary]

Alright.

[ he's not going to try to meow. but he will step off the bed - - go to all foors and grab a string with a mouse toy on the end of it. ]

[constellationprize]

Oh, but Whisky -

[ reaching for the toy ]

Cats don't talk, do they?

1/2

[eatsthecanary]

[eatsthecanary]

Meow.

1/1

[constellationprize]

Re: 1/1

[eatsthecanary]

[ points at the toy! play with cat. ]

[constellationprize]

[ this is the best thing that's ever happened to her he's so cute she loves him so much she honestly has forgotten temporarily that this was intended to be sexual

picks up the mouse

dangles it by its tail ]

This?

[eatsthecanary]

[ wife

he nods, forgetting cats don't do that, before crawling closer and pawing at her leg. ]

[constellationprize]

Here -

[ jiggles it in front of him for a bit, tail pinched between her fingers before pulling it back, abruptly ]

[eatsthecanary]

[ his ears go alert and his eyes go focused in a way that doesn't seem to be faked, for the most part, and he leans up to try to snatch the mouse between his hands. ]

[constellationprize]

[ tempting as it is to let him have it right away this is endearing and he did say he wanted to see how she'd try bullying him, so she pulls the mouse back again - further, with the bulk of her body weight, leaning back against the edge of the bed ]

[eatsthecanary]

[ he huffs -- lets his hands hit the ground before crawling forward, this time reaching up to bat at the mouse with a hand. ]

[constellationprize]

Good work -

[ honestly just sounds absolutely tickled, per usual as amused as someone can get without actually laughing, reaching to pat his head with her free hand. distracted, the hand holding the mouse goes still. ]

[eatsthecanary]

[ he smirks despite himself and he takes that chance to reach up to try to grab the toy with both "paws" again, aiming to yank it out of her grasp. ]

[constellationprize]

[ success. toy obtained

she startles, preoccupied at the time with petting him - right. the mouse. more than forgetting, she let her guard down -

so she just rubs at his head with both her hands instead, affectionate ]

... See? You're a good cat, aren't you...?