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DAY 309 LiliS, sensitIV, pep!pep!, Taisho Roman Revolution, future is now, Heart Soldier Senshi, WILD CITY, AlcheME!, ☆ZRAEL, BARiTONES win (Astrael hosting)

DAY 311 Fanmail delivery

DAY 313 sensitIV, WILD CITY, ☆ZRAEL, AlcheME!, avante en garde and BARiTONES win (Wataru and Fox hosting)

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shoulda saved the spicy theme for christmas amirite

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Advice Column

[(Anonymous)]

come to me with all your stupid problems and get solutions

Re: Advice Column

[(Anonymous)]

is this 'punch yourself in the face' anon

Re: Advice Column

[(Anonymous)]

yes but i'm not going to tell you to punch yourself in the face unless you're really dumb

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[(Anonymous)]

ok well

what do you do when you love someone who thinks they don't deserve love

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[(Anonymous)]

what do you do if you think someone's really hot but they're not into it and you should just be friends

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[(Anonymous)]

get a knife and kill them

+1

[(Anonymous)]

yeah i was gonna say this

Re: Advice Column

[(Anonymous)]

Take up writing useless poetry to burn later while crying over your miserable existence of a hot person not wanting to get with you.

Someone already suggested murder, so here's the alternative.

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[(Anonymous)]

IS THIS THE ORACLE KNOWN AS GOOGLE I ONLY ACQUIRE ADVICE ON THE INTERNET MACHINE FROM SIR GOOGLE

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[(Anonymous)]

yes this is google

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[(Anonymous)]

i spilled red wine on my white t-shirt, how do i get the stain out?

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[(Anonymous)]

get a knife and stab people until the wine stain is hidden by bloodstains

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[(Anonymous)]

IF I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE MASQUERADING AS SIR GOOGLE WHAT DO I DO

Re: Advice Column

[(Anonymous)]

Go to their dorm and fight them, obviously.

* I am not the original poster of this thread.

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[(Anonymous)]

get a knife and kill them

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[(Anonymous)]

Is this doodle

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[(Anonymous)]

you really need to ask?

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[(Anonymous)]

Dear Prudence,

The person who I would have needed to kill as the cause of many of my problems is not here, and in fact I may have already killed them and do not yet remember it. Furthermore, I still seem to be dogged by problems related to that time in my life.

What do you recommend doing in lieu of killing them with a knife?

Sincerely,
Unsure What To Stab

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[(Anonymous)]

buddy if your problems are specifically ones that cannot be solved with murder i'm not sure why you're asking me

[(Anonymous)]

how do i avoid destroying the world when the world is so destroyable

[(Anonymous)]

don't avoid it

[(Anonymous)]

How do I wing eyeliner?

[(Anonymous)]

get a knife and kill people until someone agrees to do it for you

[(Anonymous)]

I notice a lot of your advice includes killing people using knives. What is one to do when one has no experience in either sphere?

[(Anonymous)]

kill people in some other way

i just like knives personally