ヲタノン (imeeji anon account) ([personal profile] wotanon) wrote2020-12-16 06:43 pm
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DAY 309 LiliS, sensitIV, pep!pep!, Taisho Roman Revolution, future is now, Heart Soldier Senshi, WILD CITY, AlcheME!, ☆ZRAEL, BARiTONES win (Astrael hosting)

DAY 311 Fanmail delivery

DAY 313 sensitIV, WILD CITY, ☆ZRAEL, AlcheME!, avante en garde and BARiTONES win (Wataru and Fox hosting)

shoulda saved the spicy theme for christmas amirite

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Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
what do you do if you think someone's really hot but they're not into it and you should just be friends

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
get a knife and kill them

+1

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i was gonna say this

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
they might be into THAT.

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
then kill them some other way

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure how that would solve the problem

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
if they're dead you don't have to deal with them being hot anymore

if they don't stay dead chances are they won't want to be near you after the murder. out of sight out of mind

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The goal here was to be friends

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
then just be friends

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
we are.

I still think about having sex with them though

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
do you think about it so much that you can't handle it

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm handling it, more or less.

I guess I was asking for handling advice

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
how about you try handling a knife

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm already very good at handling knives.

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
then there's no problem

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess not.

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
then doesn't that just solve the problem twice over?

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if *I'm* not into killing them.

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like you're just not compatible to me

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
people don't need to share all the same kinks

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Take up writing useless poetry to burn later while crying over your miserable existence of a hot person not wanting to get with you.

Someone already suggested murder, so here's the alternative.

Re: Advice Column

(Anonymous) 2020-12-17 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
pass
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