Dream Post XI

[wotanon]

[ sometimes NSFW is the post-bad game therapy that's needed. ]

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[alchemechanical]

It seems a new battle duel is necessary.

[tradesecret]

I'm the law, here.

[ the cuffs are pink and fuzzy. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I'll go peacefully, officer.

[Holds out his hands........which are currently too small for the cuffs]

[alchemechanical]

I'll write you letters, senpai.

[tradesecret]

[ gently puts one cuff around I's body like a fuzzy hula hoop ]

You're coming along too, F-san. I'm taking this whole operation down.

[alchemechanical]

I'm too young for a prison record.

[tradesecret]

You should've thought about that before you got involved in illicit activities.

If you're old enough to do the crime, you're old enough to do the time.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

He started it.

[alchemechanical]

Senpai agreed.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I'm not saying anything until I get a lawyer!

[tradesecret]

Complicity means you can't be absolved of wrongdoing! Come on, off to jail with the both of you!

[ gonna cuff F's wrist to I's whole body and escort them... to a window? ]

[alchemechanical]

[ Tapping at the handcuff curiously, sorry senpai for the jolts. ]

This is a false arrest.

[tradesecret]

[ It's just a standard for-naughty-business cushioned and fuzzy set of handcuffs.

Despite the height difference, she is doing her best to get in his face as she herds him closer to the window. ]

I caught you red-handed, how is this a false arrest?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

You saw us near the games, but did you actually see us playing?

[Trying to wriggle out of the cuff]

[alchemechanical]

We were framed.

[tradesecret]

Save your excuses for the judge.

[ time to defenestrate some wizards.


Except everyone is falling up instead of down. What is physics???? ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[WELL THIS FEELS FAMILIAR AND BAD]

Oh my.

[alchemechanical]

[ Sitting cross-legged as they. Go. ]

[ But also holding onto his hat with one hand. ]

Can we please close the windows?

[tradesecret]

[ flicking off her police cap, and is suddenly in a tour guide outfit.

The falling slows to an easy float. ]

Better?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[HATEHATEHATEHATEHA-]

How heart pounding! We're light as a feather!

[alchemechanical]

Yes, thank you.

[tradesecret]

[ SHE'S A DREAM WALKER NOT AN ESPER, SO SPEAK OR SUFFER, BERRIES AND CREAM.

The handcuffs dissolve away, at least. ]

Oh, I'm quite happy to oblige.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[HE CHOOSES SUFFERING, OBVIOUSLY]

Ah! Freedom at last!

[alchemechanical]

Is this prison?

[tradesecret]

Do you want it to be, or would you prefer something else? I can be judge, jury, executioner, or tour guide, bunny girl— not like that, but I hope you get the idea—

You are only limited by your imagination. And mine, of course. Dreams are the domain of our unit, somehow.