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Where: The dating app
When: whenever

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KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale 🌙, 4.51b

 Baritones

 Mulberry

You ever fought a goddess?

 

 

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[marsascending]

paloma: is this a dating profile or a fighting profile

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: they're like the same thing

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[marsascending]

paloma: ...you know what, you're right

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: obviously
Kir💖Royale: what's my favourite high priestess up to

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[marsascending]

paloma: did you see we got our BARiTONES only onsen~
paloma: because *i* did and now i'm never leaving
paloma: trying to decide if i should buy a swimsuit or not...

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: swimsuits are cute
Kir💖Royale: cuteness raises office morale

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[marsascending]

paloma: well, if it raises *your* morale, Your Holiness ;)

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: 😮
Kir💖Royale: tbh torn between flirting back or teasing you for admitting you care

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[constellationprize]

☆radia: Mother, you're looking for someone to have fights with, right? And that's different from having sex with someone, isn't it?

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: why is this a question that's being asked

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[constellationprize]

☆radia: I saw someone who said they were looking for a fight, but when I wished them good luck they told me they weren't, so I reread their profile and it sounded like they wanted to have sex. But when I asked them if that was what they meant, we were disconnected.
☆radia: I just wanted to make sure I understood the metaphor!

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: I just want to fight people?
Kir💖Royale: like if we go out and get dinner or whatever after that's fine too
Kir💖Royale: but I'm not some loser who needs to find love on a dating app with like 50 users tops
Kir💖Royale: that person probably meant like, idk, fight sex or something degenerate like that though?

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[constellationprize]

☆radia: Is that what this is for?

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[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: yes it's a dating app and on it you acquire dates

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[constellationprize]

☆radia: Oh
☆radia: But that's really nice, isn't it? The Internet is really convenient!

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[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: yeah I have no idea how it wasnt the first thing that got voted for everyone here is so weird who even cares about convenience stores when theres no fucking internet

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[avestan]

d☆☆dl☆m☆n: why r u on here twice

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: 1 pfp per account
Kir💖Royale: also, there is a difference between a dragon and a very cute girl, even if they're the same goddess, thanks

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[avestan]

d☆☆dl☆m☆n: idk i see no difference

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[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: wow...doodlebug thinks I'm cute.....wow...

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[avestan]

d☆☆dl☆m☆n: wow...........................

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: 😳🥵

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[avestan]

d☆☆dl☆m☆n: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: does this mean we finally get to go on a date? I want ten parfaits