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[wotanon]

Who: You!
Where: The dating app
When: whenever

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Comments

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: is this a dating profile or a fighting profile

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: they're like the same thing

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: ...you know what, you're right

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: obviously
Kir💖Royale: what's my favourite high priestess up to

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: did you see we got our BARiTONES only onsen~
paloma: because *i* did and now i'm never leaving
paloma: trying to decide if i should buy a swimsuit or not...

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: swimsuits are cute
Kir💖Royale: cuteness raises office morale

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: well, if it raises *your* morale, Your Holiness ;)

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: 😮
Kir💖Royale: tbh torn between flirting back or teasing you for admitting you care

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: well, considering the way I am, I couldn’t blame you for doing both
paloma: don’t expect me to get flustered, though. I’m not one of those tsunderes, after all 🤷🏼‍♀️

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: then how come I never hear you say it out loud!
Kir💖Royale: lola!!!!! 😡

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: my people are a people of actions over words
paloma: which is why I never fit in, since I've never been able to shut up.
paloma: of course I care. I thought that was obvious.

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: I just had an argument with Koko about whether or not it's obvious I care
Kir💖Royale: so maybe I'm starting to feel a little doubt
Kir💖Royale: maaaaybe I too just need constant validation in the form of literally fucking removing your own vital organs
Kir💖Royale: im gonna start demanding human sacrifice

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: for better or worse I wouldn't judge by her accounting
paloma: I'm not sure she's really seen what it looks like before for someone to care for her like that
paloma: but anyway, as I told absinthe once
paloma: I may be an idol, but I'll always be a priest and therefore more comfortable holding the knife than on the altar ✨
paloma: I am here for all your human sacrifice needs

[ it's joke. ]

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: I mean yeah I was literally about ten seconds from deciding to just bleed out on our nice carpet
Kir💖Royale: but instead I did something reasonable and uncool like "provide examples of the times in which I have shown I take her feelings into account when making decisions"
Kir💖Royale: speaking of, we need to talk
Kir💖Royale: ..dude im like SO bad at dating apps

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: counterpoint: we can be bad at dating apps because we don't need them on account of being very attractive
paloma: but that aside—well done with kohime, then
paloma: what did you want to talk about?

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: "well done"
Kir💖Royale: I need advice and to be pat on the head and told I'm a good girl like the dumb space hachiko I am I guess

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: I don't know what a hachiko is but I'll give you advice and pat you on the head any day
paloma: you can't stop me, in fact.
paloma: anyway if you want to receive pats in person I really am in the onsen

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Kir💖Royale: its a dog there's a statue of here, memorialized forever for the heroics of being a dumb loser who trusted someone to come back after leaving
Kir💖Royale: then he died alone. the end
Kir💖Royale: see also: my profile
Kir💖Royale: anyways I'll be there in sec wait for me bby 😘

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

paloma: waiting with bated breath~

[ this is accompanied by a shoulders-up photo of her blowing a kiss because that monster wifi taught her how to selfie ]

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

[ oh NO

anyways, Kir's showing up at the onsen a few minutes later in a towel. ]

You may now breathe, for your goddess has arrived!

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

[ lounging with her arms crossed on the edge— ]

Well. Right on time, then.

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

Wowww, I'm like, so flattered?

[ she moves to go sit at the edge, next to Paloma. ]

You know? I don't think I'm ever gonna have kids after this.

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

...enough of child-rearing for you, huh?

I've always been quite sure I never wanted to do it full-time. Teaching's enough of it for me.

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[justicebewon]

I always thought it might be nice, but I guess that was just like...I dunno, a shitheap of mommy issues?

And dumb romance thoughts. Get married, have kids, be happy.

Re: KIR💖ROYALE

[marsascending]

It's all harder than anyone makes it out to be.

Got married early, got divorced early, remarried myself to my work.