dreampost: even more after dark edition

[wotanon]

[ shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[crossmyheartandhope]

I... I dunno. I'm pretty sure? But like... some people go more than kissing.

I never, uh. I never tried it. So.

[sancrimony]

[ technically "makeout for five minutes" and "kiss with tongue" are kind of overlapping but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

. . . Which is the worst here, for you?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[God but they are all so...!!!]

[Looks. At his list again.]

...the costume one seems, uh. Kinda. Too much.

[sancrimony]

. . . Because of the flashiness - ?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Because of the, uh. The dressing part.

The audience keeps sending me weird stuff... figure I better not give em more ammo.

[sancrimony]

. . . I see . . .

. . . Well - uhm -

I can't exactly walk, so . . .

[crossmyheartandhope]

So that's two of em off the table.

[Looks down at his list again.]

...is, uh. Is there anything left you're cool with? Like I said, if you're not, that's - that's fine.

1/2

[sancrimony]

[sancrimony]

............................... It's all fine with me.

[crossmyheartandhope]

F... for real?

I mean... which one's the least bad one, for you?

[sancrimony]

Well . . .

[ . . . ]

If - possible, it would be best not to do it in public . . .

[crossmyheartandhope]

...yeah. That's -

Yeah.

[sancrimony]

We can just . . . take our time, in the closet too . . .

[crossmyheartandhope]

...yeah. There's - there's that.

We, uh. We better figure out how to move you then, I guess.

[sancrimony]

Where is the nearest closet . . . ?

[crossmyheartandhope]

There's gotta be a maintenance closet or something around here, right?

[sancrimony]

Right. So -

[ sliding off the chair now, pulling himself to seating position with his arms ]

Uhm, which way?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Over there.

[He gestures to the closet that he totally knows is there because he once pulled down part of the ceiling of it, oops -]

You gonna be okay without water, though?

[sancrimony]

I don't feel particularly dry or anything, so it's alright . . . ?

[ starting to scoot that way then ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

A - Are you really just gonna -

Hold on a sec, dude, there's gotta be a rolling chair around here or something.

[Please hold, he is going to go look for one!!]

[...and because it's a dream, there probably even is one. He's back some nebulous amount of time later, a little out of breath and pushing a computer rolling chair.]

[sancrimony]

[ yes he is

or

was

but ]

- oh!

Modern technology is so convenient.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Right?

Can't top a spinny chair.

[He hesitates - comes in close, so he can try and get an arm around Lucifel and Lucifel's arm over his shoulder.]

You ready?

[sancrimony]

[ this is far closer than he has braced himself for - ]

- Yes!

[crossmyheartandhope]

One - two - three - !

[Lifts as hard as he can, trying to shift him over to the chair.]

[sancrimony]

[ he's like 130lb s so he's not Impossible to carry, and moreover he's pushing himself up with his arms as much as he can and he's got pretty good arm strength, so

chair! we're here now ]