dreampost: even more after dark edition (III)

[wotanon]

[ AGAIN, but this time it's future is now's fault,

shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[devilmightcare]

I feel like you're really throwin' stones from glass houses, bein' the person who's trying to rob me after acting like a sex worker and then talkin' about how uncute you are as --

What, self-defense?

[notadrop]

Can we just get to the part where you threaten me like all the other creeps and then I tase you and call the cops? I came here for fifty dollars, not a psychoanalysis.

[devilmightcare]

[ lifts his hands! palms open -- ]

I'm not gonna threaten you.

[notadrop]

Why not?

[ why do you want them to feel bad donte??? ]

[devilmightcare]

Becaaaause I'm not a total scumbag?

[notadrop]

Yeah, right. I'm not falling for it, dude.

[devilmightcare]

You can keep the money, by the way.

[notadrop]

Oh, fuck off! Now you're just patronizing me!

[devilmightcare]

[ wrapping the towel around his hips, picking up his clothes. ]

So what if I am? What are you gonna do?

[notadrop]

I'll kick your fucking ass, you dipshit!

[devilmightcare]

I'd like t'see you try.

[notadrop]

[ they growl and whip their tail once before charging him to try and tag him with the taser they slip out of their pocket and into their hand. ]

[devilmightcare]

Ha!

[ he opens his arms wide for that as if welcoming in -- charged, stumbling back on his feet a few steps but

the taser doesn't seem to have an effect even as it sparks loudly against his skin. he jokes: ]

Gotta be careful when you rub your feet on the carpet too much, y'know.

[ still -- he isn't moving to fight back. ]

[notadrop]

Oh, don't tell me you're fucking augmented on top of fucking everything!

[ they pivot though, stepping forward and pulling out a knife with their other hand to try and stab him in between the ribs. ]

[devilmightcare]

Ah, fuck - -

[ there's a wince as the blade stabs through and he drops his hand to grab their wrist - - but it's oddly gentle. ]

-- you gotta be careful running with that thing!

[notadrop]

[ they dig their heels in, trying to yank away ]

Don't fuck with me!

[devilmightcare]

[ he lets go and lifts his hand!! ]

You wanna give that another shot?

[notadrop]

What are you, a fucking masochist?

[ anyways they're aiming for his gut this time ]

[devilmightcare]

[ ouch

there's another wince but his reaction really doesn't seem appropriate to the level of damage - - it's like he stepped on a lego and didn't just get stabbed in the gut - - and breathlessly he laughs. ]

What are you... A sadist?

[notadrop]

Yes! Just one of the things that makes me fucking uncute!

[ goddamn why are you so poor but so jacked up. rich kids want to know

going for his chest, aiming for a lung this time. ]

[devilmightcare]

[ he's a busy man

the stab to his lung has him wheezing out a breath, finally hunching over some - - but, his first stab wound is already starting to heal, sealing itself up. ]

Guess...

We're not a bad match.

[notadrop]

Seriously?! Did you spend all your money on fucking nanomeds or something?

[ they hesitate this time, though, and opt to just slam the hilt into the side of his head instead. ]

[devilmightcare]

They're a good tool of the trade --

[ ow :(

he holds his head up to the side of his skull, blinking ]

Hey, hey, just not the face!

[notadrop]

[ growlllll ]

Do you think this is a game?

[devilmightcare]

I dunno -- what are you hopin' I'll do? Beg for mercy?