Chuck Tingle Game

[wotanon]

Who: Distinguished Authors
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 453, afternoon

[In the Game Tower today… what is going on in the Game Tower today?

[The lobby seems to be gone, and in its place is… the surface of the moon? Dotted here and there are cardboard standees of raptors in space helmets and generically handsome men in outfits that prominently display their abs]

[...why are you here again?]

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Comments

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[abovefate]

I could be Teyvat's very own Chuck Tingle, yes. Who knows.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

You know, brat.

Don't we need to go dumber than what you've proposed?

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

I gave you the title, you take care of spicing it up.

We could add eggs in the middle, mmm?

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[childeishly]

How are we supposed to come up with a cover for *that*, unless we give nature's personification tentac- [ shoves a hand into scaramouche's face. shush! ]

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[abovefate]

[ trying to move his hand away after that but he's clearly amused ]

It can have tentacles too.

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[childeishly]

Of course it can. How do you propose we give morality a "face". Everything's got dicks in this universe. [ going to keep on wrestling with scaramouche to keep his mouth mostly shut. ]

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[abovefate]

Their covers don't really make much sense, no? Let's put a face on the world "morality" like they did for okay.

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[childeishly]

...

I feel like I can't be sober for this. Make me drunk. [ do abilities even work in this game? does he have to take five minutes to blitz his own brain? ]

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[abovefate]

Drinks have been offered, get drunk the good old fashioned way.

[ and then leaning in ]

Are you getting embarrassed? How cute.

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[childeishly]

I am not... very embarrassed.

Just make me drunk! I don't have time for the old fashioned way. [ not when emet is ripping off his shirt. ]

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[abovefate]

You are getting embarrassed! But are you sure you want to be drunk with me and Morax in the same room? The things I could do and say without your proper supervision.

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[childeishly]

If you think I won't kick someone's ass just because I'm drunk you're wrong.

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[abovefate]

You won't be able to if I make you drunk enough.

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[childeishly]

Is that a challenge? [ going to shove him against the wall. ] I bet I could still come out on top against you, Scara.

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[abovefate]

[ normally he'd be all for it, but ]

We're not doing that in front of Emet-Selch and Morax, we'd both get hard and then that'd be embarassing.

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[childeishly]

[ laughs. ] How about we take a page out of our book? [ and have a threesome. foursome? he's not sure. but he does back off, because there is a part of his brain that's like don't get a boner. ]

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[abovefate]

Oh? You'd like that?

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[childeishly]

I don't know. I never thought about it until just now. [ while drunk af. ] It'd probably end in bloodshed. As hot as that might be I think I'd rather keep all of you in one piece. [ but he does try to yank scaramouche into his chest, so he can drag him around in an attempt to gather up everybody. ]