Chuck Tingle Game

[wotanon]

Who: Distinguished Authors
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 453, afternoon

[In the Game Tower today… what is going on in the Game Tower today?

[The lobby seems to be gone, and in its place is… the surface of the moon? Dotted here and there are cardboard standees of raptors in space helmets and generically handsome men in outfits that prominently display their abs]

[...why are you here again?]

Mingle | Rules | Room 2 | Room 3 | Room 📎 | Turn-in | Voting | Endgame | Guestbook | Winners

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Room 📎

[wotanon]

[The elegant linen-covered table in the room you find yourself in has everything you need to write a masterpiece: paper, quill pens, comfy chairs, and plenty of construction paper and magazine pictures of anything you can think of for you to make a collage for the cover]

[The rules are on your phone]

[There is also lots of alcohol]

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

I propose Pounded In The Butt By The Concept Of Mortality And The Transient Nature Of Life. It can either be a threesome or have two dicks.

Re: Room 📎

[firstworldproblem]

Not holding back at all, I see. Well, why not both?

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

Sounds good. Multiply the amount of dicks involved.

Re: Room 📎

[firstworldproblem]

The theme does seem to be spare not amount of tongue and cheek.

Though you could add to the title The Concept of Mortality, Morality And the Transient Nature of Life.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

Just jumping right into it, huh? [ baps him with one of the books. ] Are you this Chuck Tingle and you never told me?

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

I could be Teyvat's very own Chuck Tingle, yes. Who knows.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

You know, brat.

Don't we need to go dumber than what you've proposed?

Re: Room 📎

[leaveofabsence]

Should we stick to one theme to not overly complicate things?

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

No. The more complicated the better.

Re: Room 📎

[leaveofabsence]

Unnecessary complications detract from the main thread of the story and can confuse the audience.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

[ what the fuck even is all of this. his brain hurts from trying to make sense of... space raptors and sentient traffic lights and... crotches with faces. ]

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

It sounds like fun literature. True masterpieces.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

I had no idea this is how you spent your free time.

How about "Life Fucks Us All". Or are we meant to write fiction. [ ayyy. ]

Re: Room 📎

[firstworldproblem]

[Tapping his nose to get his attention.]

I thought you'd enjoy a game like this.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

[ blinks, looking up at emet. ]

[ wow! his face flushes. ] What gave you that idea?!

Re: Room 📎

[leaveofabsence]

Not that I'm unwilling to give new things a try, but this is far outside my realm of literary expertise. Even with my own exposure to this genre.

Re: Room 📎

[firstworldproblem]

Help us with the character font then. I'm sure you have a way with highlighting words.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

I didn't even know this was a genre. I thought the fanmail we got was ridiculous from time to time, but this takes it to an entirely new level.

Plot summary

[leaveofabsence]

Acclaimed sequel to "Pondering the Meaning of Life While Getting Railed by the Consequences of My Own Actions", the next chapter in the series explores overarching themes of the struggles of loving lusting for that which is temporal, acceptance and moving on. Through the therapeutic powers of threesomes, tentacles, and multiple pensises, our protagonist goes on a journey to understand their own morality and experience the many wide and varied views of the world. Each page will have you struggling alongside our adventurous trailblazers confront the mysteries of their past in order to secure their future.

Re: Plot summary

[leaveofabsence]

I'm not sure how you wish to incorporate the raptor or the dinosaur.

Re: Plot summary

[abovefate]

We can just say they are metaphors. Nice job.

Re: Plot summary

[firstworldproblem]

Leave it as a surprise. There must be some manner of suspense.

Re: Plot summary

[childeishly]

[ going to scribble out the word penises and write dicks when zhongli isn't looking. ]

Re: Plot summary

[firstworldproblem]

[He just snickers.]