Chuck Tingle Game

[wotanon]

Who: Distinguished Authors
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 453, afternoon

[In the Game Tower today… what is going on in the Game Tower today?

[The lobby seems to be gone, and in its place is… the surface of the moon? Dotted here and there are cardboard standees of raptors in space helmets and generically handsome men in outfits that prominently display their abs]

[...why are you here again?]

Mingle | Rules | Room 2 | Room 3 | Room 📎 | Turn-in | Voting | Endgame | Guestbook | Winners

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CHUCK MINGLE

[wotanon]

[A cocktail table covered in an elegant linen tablecloth is set with hors d'oeuvres, Werther's Originals candy, and (extremely alcoholic) cocktails ready for the taking]

[And there, in pride of place, is an elevated platform on which sits a display of books that seem to have a theme]

[The banner above them reads: "Celebrating the works of Chuck Tingle!" sparkles burst into life periodically, like a cheesy, over-the-top figurative explanation point]

[An impression is certainly made]

[happydreamed]

...

I'd ask if these are real, but I know better than to think otherwise.

Re: CHUCK MINGLE

[childeishly]

[ picking up a couple of books and staring at the covers and the titles. ]

Is this the Twilight Zone?

Re: CHUCK MINGLE

[at_heart]

[ ......Is this game going to make them read books? It's not, right?? That wouldn't make for good 'TV', right??? ] [ Lupine is definitely going to be approaching the books with some trepidation, but it eases out into surprise and then faint amusement. ]

I guess the man knows what he likes.

Re: CHUCK MINGLE

[featherbeaned]

This.

Is.

Amazing.

Re: CHUCK MINGLE

[1istheloneliest]

[oh. the moon.

the rest of this is odd but the moon part is kind of nice]

All right then...

Re: CHUCK MINGLE

[protectshisown]

....that is certainly a theme.

RULES

[wotanon]

IC RULES

[The following text is visible on your phone:]

Your purpose: to create an unforgettable Chuck Tingle-themed book!

To that end, you and your group will come up with:

-One (1) title
-One (1) book cover, either described in text or presented in images*
-One (1) book summary

When you're finished with your masterpiece, your group will present their work. Then, everyone will vote on the book they would most like to see in print.

*If you prefer to create an image-based cover and no one has Photoshop or Paint, Photopea is a free, browser-based photo editing program]

OOC RULES

[Due to the nsfw nature of this game, please kindly use the nsfw channel in Discord to discuss any nsfw game content with your group. If you want to keep what you're working on top secret until the reveal, feel free to make a private thread for your group; Youji has been kind enough to detail how that's done in the #rules channel]

Room 2

[wotanon]

[The elegant linen-covered table in the room you find yourself in has everything you need to write a masterpiece: paper, quill pens, comfy chairs, and plenty of construction paper and magazine pictures of anything you can think of for you to make a collage for the cover]

[The rules are on your phone]

[There is also lots of alcohol]

Re: Room 2

[protectshisown]

[....okay, this is Enough to make him go beet red.]

[Or maybe just because Hardy is here who he has not aggressively flirted at.]

Re: Room 2

[at_heart]

[ ..............This might be something he's almost as bad at as reading books for a live, and his table's all adults, so Lupine's absolutely going to be bringing a (sweet) cocktail to the table and downing about a quarter of it in one go. ]

Title, cover, summary. Guess it's nice that the guy didn't feel limited to dinosaurs, but that'd sure make this easier on us.

Re: Room 2

[featherbeaned]

[ she isn't touching the drinks but she IS chirplaughing in delight ]

I'm feeling like we gotta include the word "sauce" in here somewhere.

Re: Room 2

[1istheloneliest]

[slams back a full sized cocktail like it's a shot and then takes two more over to the table to sit down]

This is not going to be my strong suit, I don't think.

Room 3

[wotanon]

[The elegant linen-covered table in the room you find yourself in has everything you need to write a masterpiece: paper, quill pens, comfy chairs, and plenty of construction paper and magazine pictures of anything you can think of for you to make a collage for the cover]

[The rules are on your phone]

[There is also lots of alcohol]

[happydreamed]

Goodness. That certainly is a task we have set for us.

Re: Room 3

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Pouring himself a drink,]

Okay, if we wanna top those ones out there, this's gotta be like a masterpiece.

Room 📎

[wotanon]

[The elegant linen-covered table in the room you find yourself in has everything you need to write a masterpiece: paper, quill pens, comfy chairs, and plenty of construction paper and magazine pictures of anything you can think of for you to make a collage for the cover]

[The rules are on your phone]

[There is also lots of alcohol]

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

I propose Pounded In The Butt By The Concept Of Mortality And The Transient Nature Of Life. It can either be a threesome or have two dicks.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

[ what the fuck even is all of this. his brain hurts from trying to make sense of... space raptors and sentient traffic lights and... crotches with faces. ]

Plot summary

[leaveofabsence]

Acclaimed sequel to "Pondering the Meaning of Life While Getting Railed by the Consequences of My Own Actions", the next chapter in the series explores overarching themes of the struggles of loving lusting for that which is temporal, acceptance and moving on. Through the therapeutic powers of threesomes, tentacles, and multiple pensises, our protagonist goes on a journey to understand their own morality and experience the many wide and varied views of the world. Each page will have you struggling alongside our adventurous trailblazers confront the mysteries of their past in order to secure their future.

TURN-IN

[crossmyheartandhope]

TURN IN: Room 📎

[childeishly]

Pounded In The Butt By The Concept Of Mortality, Morality And The Transient Nature Of Life 2: The Dickening
Written By: Clippy

VOTING

[wotanon]

[Your MASTERPIECES have replaced the books on the platform. They are incredible. They are majestic]

[They are... up for voting]

[You'll find that you each have three small slips of paper, and that there are boxes labeled "Funniest," "Most on Theme," and "Most Likely to Actually Be in a Bookstore"]

[You know what to do]

[happydreamed]

[Funniest: HOT TODDY: Lost In The Abs Of My Hot Neighbor Who Is Also A Tea Dragon

Most on Theme: HOT TODDY: Lost In The Abs Of My Hot Neighbor Who Is Also A Tea Dragon

Most Likely to Actually Be in a Bookstore: HOT TODDY: Lost In The Abs Of My Hot Neighbor Who Is Also A Tea Dragon

Even if it weren't appealing To His Taste specifically, Doctor likes to win.]

GUEST BOOK

[wotanon]

[A hefty tome with a sparkly quill pen sits next to the display of official novels. Perhaps if one is not finished with writing, they may leave more messages behind.]

Re: GUEST BOOK

[childeishly]

In practiced and near perfect script - He entered her like she was a lottery...

WINNERS aka LOVE IS REAL

[wotanon]

[The table of Chuck Tingle samples has been cleared, pride of place now going to the winning novels:

Funniest: HOT TODDY: Lost In The Abs Of My Hot Neighbor Who Is Also A Tea Dragon

Most On Theme: Lost in the Sauce of Sating the Ceaseless Hunger of the Handsome Personification of the Cosmos By Pounding Him in the Butt

Most Likely to Actually Be in a Bookstore: Pounded In The Butt By The Concept Of Mortality, Morality And The Transient Nature Of Life 2: The Dickening

Sparkly rainbow confetti rains from the ceiling, granting a general feeling of good-will and love to all buckaroos]

[Winning teams Avante, HSS, Wild City, Baritones, Alcheme, and Lilis receive bound hardback copies of their novels for their home libraries, perfect for passing down to one's grandchildren.

[All players receive coupons for print-on-demand versions of all novels, since access to good reads is important, even in Hell]

ENDGAME

[wotanon]

[Back on the moon, the generically attractive men are gone; perhaps run off with the space raptors. At least they’ve left the platters of food behind, along with water bottles newly added to the remaining drink selection as the winners are tallied up]

[There is also a guest book, in case you would like to leave any messages]

Re: ENDGAME

[at_heart]

[ He didn't actually wind up chugging the cocktail like he expected to, but he's gonna have a bottle of water anyway, grinning at the winners posting. ]

Man.

[ This was a great game, only partly because of the actual assignment. Also what is he going to do with this very expensive-looking copy of their masterpiece. ]