Chuck Tingle Game

[wotanon]

Who: Distinguished Authors
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 453, afternoon

[In the Game Tower today… what is going on in the Game Tower today?

[The lobby seems to be gone, and in its place is… the surface of the moon? Dotted here and there are cardboard standees of raptors in space helmets and generically handsome men in outfits that prominently display their abs]

[...why are you here again?]

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[wotanon]

[Back on the moon, the generically attractive men are gone; perhaps run off with the space raptors. At least they’ve left the platters of food behind, along with water bottles newly added to the remaining drink selection as the winners are tallied up]

[There is also a guest book, in case you would like to leave any messages]

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[at_heart]

[ He didn't actually wind up chugging the cocktail like he expected to, but he's gonna have a bottle of water anyway, grinning at the winners posting. ]

Man.

[ This was a great game, only partly because of the actual assignment. Also what is he going to do with this very expensive-looking copy of their masterpiece. ]

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[childeishly]

[ he's in zhongli's shirt and drunk², his eyes glazing over as he flips through the hard back copy of their own submission. is there words in here? does it even matter, since his vision blurs every other second. ]

I wonder if there are as many dicks as there are words in this thing... [ wat. ]

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[leaveofabsence]

[ Shuts his book for him. ]

That can wait until later.

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[childeishly]

[ childe looks a little surprised to see the words vanish behind the cover, but after a moment of realization he turns to smile at zhongli. ] Oh yeah? Is that an invitation, Xiansheng?

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[firstworldproblem]

Start counting.

[He'll be at it for a while.]

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[childeishly]

[ hesitates, as if some part of him knows this is absolutely ridiculous… but he ultimately opens the book and starts counting. he’s definitely going to be at this a while. ]

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[leaveofabsence]

[ Don't mind him he is flipping through the pages and assessing the quality of the printing. ]

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[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh my god, dude, you shoulda seen you face.

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[leaveofabsence]

Hurricane.






We are never talking of the tea dragon again.

[happydreamed]

Well, I certainly had fun.

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[unbr8kable]

[Grabbing her winnings and brushing confetti from her hair]

Those were all way better'n this game deserved...

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[firstworldproblem]

Points for creativity the entire way around. It was hard to choose which to select.

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[unbr8kable]

We definitely went the pandering vote. Had tea and everything.

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[childeishly]

[ he's drunk af. hello. ]

We should be the new Chunk book guy. He's got *nothing* on us.

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[unbr8kable]

[Snickers, apparently in good spirits]

You guys do got a knack for this. You gotta off that guy and take his place! What's stopping you?

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[crossmyheartandhope]

[Collecting his stuff]

Okay, dude, someone hit me up with their print on demand stuff, I totally want copies of every book.

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[firstworldproblem]

[Offering him their monstrosity.]

The contents you can thank Tsukikari and Zhongli. And the cover Caeli.

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[crossmyheartandhope]

My hero.

This is a workof art.

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[childeishly]

I need copies of all of these too! Especially that tea dragon fucker one. Genius!

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[crossmyheartandhope]

[Handing over one of his print-on-demand coupons]

All yours, dude.

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[featherbeaned]

[ Tea is in a very good mood, if her bouncing on the balls of her feet and chirping are anything to go by ]

Reading's not usually my thing, but for this I'll make an exception.

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[abovefate]

[ someone's extremely pleased with the results, and just reading clippy's book ]

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[childeishly]

[ jawstheme.mp4 ]

[ jumps scaramouche from behind, circling his arms around him and squeezing as he rests his head on his shoulder. ] We won most marketable book because of my abs.

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[leaveofabsence]

It seems our efforts were enough to claim the publishing victory.