Chuck Tingle Game

[wotanon]

Who: Distinguished Authors
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 453, afternoon

[In the Game Tower today… what is going on in the Game Tower today?

[The lobby seems to be gone, and in its place is… the surface of the moon? Dotted here and there are cardboard standees of raptors in space helmets and generically handsome men in outfits that prominently display their abs]

[...why are you here again?]

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Comments

[happydreamed]

Quite a bit different from the dragons I know. I almost wish I could take one of these back to show Zhongli.

[He'd have an amusing reaction, most likely.]

If we're appealing to everyone, should we not theme it around Tokyo-F somehow? Perhaps 'Hammered by Mail From My Adoring Fans' or the like?

[unbr8kable]

Could ask the host for one to take home? Or like. Steal the costume...

[She considers]

You find Tokyo-F a turn-on? Or just the adoring fans bit?

[happydreamed]

My impression is that these are rather more funny than erotic.

[unbr8kable]

These ones, sure. But we gotta sell to the public. Do they want something that's gonna make 'em laugh or that they're gonna wanna take notes on for later?

This's a good start, but we gotta keep riffing. Like--you're old. What do old guys like?

[happydreamed]

[thank you for validating the 27 year old]

Tea. Long naps. Reading a good book.

[unbr8kable]

[Hair is gray must be a grandpa]

..."Gangbanged by My Book Collection While Drinking Sleepytime Tea"...? Not much of a ring to it...

"Nappytime Space Books"?

"Excited by Kids Getting Off My Lawn"?

[happydreamed]

Definitely not that last one, that's creepy.

[he has standards.]

'Steamy Steamed Tea'?

[unbr8kable]

...Ugh, yeah, good point.

How about something with 'Hot Toddy,' and it's about the old man protag and Tod, the hot tea dragon that moves in next door to mow the lawn shirtless or something.

[happydreamed]

Oh, I love that. I would buy it in a store even.

[unbr8kable]

That's one vote!

But I figure given most the people I saw at the mingle, I feel like it's got appeals for everyone... Any ideas on good dragon-y stuff to add?

[happydreamed]

His wings on the cover should be as big as you can make them. Bigger wings is better for people into that.

[unbr8kable]

[Considers Doctor's wings]

[happydreamed]

[let's say he took a potion for this game bc otherwise he doesn't usually have them]

Bigger than that.

[unbr8kable]

[Well if they aren't there at all, that is also too small,]

Size king, ain't you... Anyways, where we gonna get some big wings? We gotta make the cover, right?

[happydreamed]

I think it's size queen in this case?

[Size king would mean he has big wings, size queen means you want big wings.]

Can any of us draw?

[unbr8kable]

[Shrugs]

Ain't really my kink either way, so I gotta defer to you.

Writing I can do, but drawing's no dice. 'Less you just want a mustache on something what already exists.

[happydreamed]

We'll have to see what we can make do with collage-wise, in that case.

[unbr8kable]

...Could make you some giant wings outta construction paper.

[happydreamed]

Ohh, I like that. You can put those on a cut out of the most muscular shirtless man you can find in those magazines.

[unbr8kable]

Sounds like a plan.

Anything else we gotta add? Claws? Whiskers?

[happydreamed]

Oh, horns are nice. Can we do horns?

[unbr8kable]

Sure. I mostly know robot dragons so any tips for real dragons're a bonus.

[Notes down 'wings' and 'horns' on the list of image edits to add]

[happydreamed]

Robot dragons sounds like quite a story.

[unbr8kable]

Nothing shady on my end. A guy on nerd team was real into it, and built one for himself. Honestly looked more like a dinosaur if you ask me, but don't tell nobody I said that...