Chuck Tingle Game

[wotanon]

Who: Distinguished Authors
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 453, afternoon

[In the Game Tower today… what is going on in the Game Tower today?

[The lobby seems to be gone, and in its place is… the surface of the moon? Dotted here and there are cardboard standees of raptors in space helmets and generically handsome men in outfits that prominently display their abs]

[...why are you here again?]

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Comments

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

If you had two dicks that would be relevant knowledge for the novel. We need to know.

Re: Room 📎

[leaveofabsence]

I shall neither confirm nor deny such a claim, but am more than willing to add my expertise to the summary if that is the route chosen.

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

How boring. You should be more cooperative.

Re: Room 📎

[leaveofabsence]

I do not see how I am being uncooperative. I have encountered a dragon with the physical characteristics that you describe and would be more than willing to use such knowledge to help craft your narrative.

The specifics behind that encounter are irrelevant and best left to the imagination and retelling of poets.

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

Very well. Then you are in charge of writing it properly.

Re: Room 📎

[leaveofabsence]

Thank you. I will not let the group down.

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

[ SCARAMOUCHE! ]

Re: Room 📎

[abovefate]

[ DOES HE, CHILDE? ]

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

[ YOU CAN'T JUST ASK SOMEBODY ABOUT THEIR DICK. ]

Re: Room 📎

[leaveofabsence]

[ I mean, why can't he? It's topic appropriate. ]

Re: Room 📎

[childeishly]

[ let the people keep guessing! it's part of the mystery! ]