Chuck Tingle Game

[wotanon]

Who: Distinguished Authors
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 453, afternoon

[In the Game Tower today… what is going on in the Game Tower today?

[The lobby seems to be gone, and in its place is… the surface of the moon? Dotted here and there are cardboard standees of raptors in space helmets and generically handsome men in outfits that prominently display their abs]

[...why are you here again?]

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Re: ENDGAME

[leaveofabsence]

It is your shirt. And it fits well on me for the most part outside of some minor tailoring adjustments.



Do not fall unconscious just yet. You need to drink water first. How much - I am uncertain...

How much alcohol did you consume?

Re: ENDGAME

[childeishly]

I like it better... untailored. [ how scandalous. ]

Hm. [ hums for a moment, losing himself to his thoughts. a few minutes later and he remembers he was supposed to be considering something. ] Too much.

Re: ENDGAME

[leaveofabsence]

You must be very drunk to admit to that.

[ Re-adjusts him in his arms and moves to follow Emet and Scara ]

Re: ENDGAME

[childeishly]

...

[ should he have kept that to himself. he's not sure. ]

I, yeah, I mean... I couldn't let the alcohol beat me. Er, best me, so I... drank it all. [ to murder it. that's how this works. ]

[ he follows zhongli. ]

Re: ENDGAME

[leaveofabsence]

[ By follow - hope he does not mind being bridal carried all the way back to the hotel since that is what Zhongli is doing ]

And well bested it appears to be.

Re: ENDGAME

[childeishly]

[ i might have forgotten he's in his arms. wups. but, yes, that's perfect, because he'd probably fall over after a couple of steps. ]

Do you think my abs helped us win? [ honestly it was probably the title and the synopsis, but he can dream. ]

Re: ENDGAME

[leaveofabsence]

Your abs and the rest of you. You were by far the most handsome person on all three covers.

Re: ENDGAME

[childeishly]

Even hotter than Toddy Hotbody. [ he buries his face in zhongli’s chest with a laugh. ] I had fun.

Re: ENDGAME

[leaveofabsence]

We are not to speak of the abomination known as Toddy Hotbody.

Re: ENDGAME

[childeishly]

Is it because he put his dick in tea? [ so much for not talking about it. ]

Re: ENDGAME

[leaveofabsence]

... Childe.

Re: ENDGAME

[childeishly]

Yes Xiansheng?

Re: ENDGAME

[leaveofabsence]

[ Just.

Pinches his lips.

So he can no longer talk. ]

Re: ENDGAME

[childeishly]

[ he tries to laugh, but the sound comes out strange, because his lips are pinched shut. he grabs for his wrist, tugging it aside, so he can lean in for a peck on the cheek. ] Todd Hotty can have that silly teapot. I have the best tea dragon there is, was, and ever will be.