wotanon | Chuck Tingle Game

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Chuck Tingle Game

Who: Distinguished Authors
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 453, afternoon

[In the Game Tower today… what is going on in the Game Tower today?

[The lobby seems to be gone, and in its place is… the surface of the moon? Dotted here and there are cardboard standees of raptors in space helmets and generically handsome men in outfits that prominently display their abs]

[...why are you here again?]

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I am a dragonfucker, but also a dragon fuckee. [ looks at the book and stares. ] ...oh, I'm not into this book like *that*. And I did appreciate your book, but there's only one dragon for me and strangely enough he's also a tea dragon.

Strangely enough! What a coincidence!

Also you should know I'm toeing a thin line here between ragging on you about your blatant dragonfuckery and really not wanting to hear about your old man suitor(s) boning. But if you wanna give your book an onnahole, I ain't gonna stop you. Then you can get "into" it as much as you want.

[ snorts. ] Now now. Don't kink shame me. I should be able to enjoy fucking dragons without having to consider how shameful it is. And besides, it's definitely not the strangest kink that's probably been around this town. [ something he's NOT going to put anymore thought into. ] ...I'm not fucking my book. However, [ he grabs one copy of nem's team's book and one copy of his own team's book and opens them both, smushing them together, because now the books are fucking... CLEARLY. ]

The perfect couple.

Todd Hotty and the curious life questions of tea dragon fucking and what effect it has on your moral compass... the sequal to both!

And here I thought the consideration of how shameful it's s'posed to be was half the appeal. But yeah, that can't even be close to the strangest kink in this place.

[But as he mushes the books together she barks out a laugh, surprised and delighted]

--O-oh wow. Yes. It's a match made in Hell, just in a good way.