dreampost: even more after dark edition

[wotanon]

[ shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[crossmyheartandhope]

Fair warning, okay?

They're like - pretty weird. You can tap out if you wanna. I'll still help with yours.

[sancrimony]

I understand.

[ offering his hand out for it tho ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Hands it over.]

[His read, "play seven minutes in heaven," "let someone tie you up," "let someone dress you in a costume," "make out for five minutes," and "get leashed and taken for a walk."]

[sancrimony]

[ are you ready for this ]

What is "seven minutes in heaven"?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh. Uh. You, uh.

You go in a closet with someone for seven minutes, in the dark. And you, like. You do whatever.

Usually, like. Kissing stuff.

[sancrimony]

. . .

Does it - have to be kissing?

[crossmyheartandhope]

I... I dunno. I'm pretty sure? But like... some people go more than kissing.

I never, uh. I never tried it. So.

[sancrimony]

[ technically "makeout for five minutes" and "kiss with tongue" are kind of overlapping but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

. . . Which is the worst here, for you?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[God but they are all so...!!!]

[Looks. At his list again.]

...the costume one seems, uh. Kinda. Too much.

[sancrimony]

. . . Because of the flashiness - ?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Because of the, uh. The dressing part.

The audience keeps sending me weird stuff... figure I better not give em more ammo.

[sancrimony]

. . . I see . . .

. . . Well - uhm -

I can't exactly walk, so . . .

[crossmyheartandhope]

So that's two of em off the table.

[Looks down at his list again.]

...is, uh. Is there anything left you're cool with? Like I said, if you're not, that's - that's fine.

1/2

[sancrimony]

[sancrimony]

............................... It's all fine with me.

[crossmyheartandhope]

F... for real?

I mean... which one's the least bad one, for you?

[sancrimony]

Well . . .

[ . . . ]

If - possible, it would be best not to do it in public . . .

[crossmyheartandhope]

...yeah. That's -

Yeah.

[sancrimony]

We can just . . . take our time, in the closet too . . .

[crossmyheartandhope]

...yeah. There's - there's that.

We, uh. We better figure out how to move you then, I guess.

[sancrimony]

Where is the nearest closet . . . ?

[crossmyheartandhope]

There's gotta be a maintenance closet or something around here, right?

[sancrimony]

Right. So -

[ sliding off the chair now, pulling himself to seating position with his arms ]

Uhm, which way?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Over there.

[He gestures to the closet that he totally knows is there because he once pulled down part of the ceiling of it, oops -]

You gonna be okay without water, though?

[sancrimony]

I don't feel particularly dry or anything, so it's alright . . . ?

[ starting to scoot that way then ]