dreampost: even more after dark edition (III)

[wotanon]

[ AGAIN, but this time it's future is now's fault,

shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

Comments

[notadrop]

I usually go for people with real bathrooms with places to stay out of sight, not losers who live in garbage dumps like you!

[devilmightcare]

Hey, I told you it'd be lived-in.

[notadrop]

It's a fucking trash heap, dude. Anyway, I'm not even a girl? So you oughta go looking somewhere else for your grody fun.

[devilmightcare]

[ blinks ]


So? For a guy you're cute as hell.

[notadrop]

Wh -- you said you wanted a cute girl! And I'm not into other guys anyway!

[devilmightcare]

Who said I was only lookin' for a cute girl?

[notadrop]

You went to a maid cafe.

[devilmightcare]

Have you seen any butler cafes?

[notadrop]

There's host clubs.

So, what? You just like, want something cute? 'Cause besides how I look I'm not cute either.

[devilmightcare]

[ heh ]

What, you think this isn't endearing?

[notadrop]

God, you're fucking gross.

[devilmightcare]

And why 'zactly is that?

[ by the way he's getting out of the shower ]

[notadrop]

[ COOL, great, wonderful, they're stepping back ]

You live in a garbage can, which you brought someone you paid to fuck you to, and then they turn out to be something completely different and uncute and you're still like "hey but wanna fuck"?

Also, how old are you, anyway? Creepo.

[devilmightcare]

I don't know why you keep sayin' you're uncute, pal.

[ grabbing a towel ]

Is it a self esteem thing? Wanna talk about it?

[notadrop]

Uh, excuse me, what? Is this some new stupid seduction technique? "Hey, I know you lied to me and are now trying to rob me, but I'm here for you if you wanna talk about your problems, random maid cafe worker I'm treating like a sex worker"? Am I being like, reverse negged?

[devilmightcare]

I feel like you're really throwin' stones from glass houses, bein' the person who's trying to rob me after acting like a sex worker and then talkin' about how uncute you are as --

What, self-defense?

[notadrop]

Can we just get to the part where you threaten me like all the other creeps and then I tase you and call the cops? I came here for fifty dollars, not a psychoanalysis.

[devilmightcare]

[ lifts his hands! palms open -- ]

I'm not gonna threaten you.

[notadrop]

Why not?

[ why do you want them to feel bad donte??? ]

[devilmightcare]

Becaaaause I'm not a total scumbag?

[notadrop]

Yeah, right. I'm not falling for it, dude.

[devilmightcare]

You can keep the money, by the way.

[notadrop]

Oh, fuck off! Now you're just patronizing me!

[devilmightcare]

[ wrapping the towel around his hips, picking up his clothes. ]

So what if I am? What are you gonna do?

[notadrop]

I'll kick your fucking ass, you dipshit!