dreampost: even more after dark edition

[wotanon]

[ shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[crossmyheartandhope]

...it's a game. She can't get mad if it's just a game, right?

[sancrimony]

. . . You'd know better than I.

[crossmyheartandhope]

It's probly okay.

It's not like we're, like - hanging out, or whatever.

[sancrimony]

. . . Right. It's a game, and there are squares to be filled - it's hardly for the sake of each other's company, but rather the company is a means to an end. It would be silly to think otherwise.

[ with a brittle sort of smile, ]

So - your cards, then?

[crossmyheartandhope]

A... ah.

[He's very red.]

You can go first.

[sancrimony]

. . .

[ offering his phone for the squares, "Sit on someone's lap", "handfeed someone or be handfed", "Be kissed on your tail", "Perform a romantic duet in public", and "Kiss with tongue" ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Takes it and looks down at them, growing gradually more red.]

...uh. W-wow.

Uh.

Okay. Where you wanna start?

[sancrimony]

I don't suppose you have any overlap here. . . ?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sorry, dude, no dice.

[sancrimony]

. . . Well, I showed you mine. Isn't it only fair to show me yours?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Fair warning, okay?

They're like - pretty weird. You can tap out if you wanna. I'll still help with yours.

[sancrimony]

I understand.

[ offering his hand out for it tho ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Hands it over.]

[His read, "play seven minutes in heaven," "let someone tie you up," "let someone dress you in a costume," "make out for five minutes," and "get leashed and taken for a walk."]

[sancrimony]

[ are you ready for this ]

What is "seven minutes in heaven"?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh. Uh. You, uh.

You go in a closet with someone for seven minutes, in the dark. And you, like. You do whatever.

Usually, like. Kissing stuff.

[sancrimony]

. . .

Does it - have to be kissing?

[crossmyheartandhope]

I... I dunno. I'm pretty sure? But like... some people go more than kissing.

I never, uh. I never tried it. So.

[sancrimony]

[ technically "makeout for five minutes" and "kiss with tongue" are kind of overlapping but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

. . . Which is the worst here, for you?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[God but they are all so...!!!]

[Looks. At his list again.]

...the costume one seems, uh. Kinda. Too much.

[sancrimony]

. . . Because of the flashiness - ?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Because of the, uh. The dressing part.

The audience keeps sending me weird stuff... figure I better not give em more ammo.

[sancrimony]

. . . I see . . .

. . . Well - uhm -

I can't exactly walk, so . . .

[crossmyheartandhope]

So that's two of em off the table.

[Looks down at his list again.]

...is, uh. Is there anything left you're cool with? Like I said, if you're not, that's - that's fine.

1/2

[sancrimony]

[sancrimony]

............................... It's all fine with me.