dreampost: even more after dark edition (III)

[wotanon]

[ AGAIN, but this time it's future is now's fault,

shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[notadrop]

[ oh, right.

men are hot. ]

Wow, mister...

[devilmightcare]

[ rest in pieces

he laughs, stepping on onto the shower ]

Yeah?

[notadrop]

N-nothing! Um...

[ they look away and down at the ground. ]

Shouldn't you get in? And like, shut the curtain?

[devilmightcare]

Yeahhh, probably... Got enough leaks in this place as it is.

[ FINALLY, into the shower he goes, shutting the certain behind himself. ]

[notadrop]

[ cool

they're gonna ruffle their clothes a bit, make some motions that look vaguely like they're taking stuff off -

and then go root through his pants for his wallet ]

[devilmightcare]

[ success! UNFORTUNATELY FOR RUBY,




he has exactly fifty dollars in there. ]

[notadrop]

[ this was so not worth any of this.

they're gonna swipe the cash and try to sneak out of the bathroom anyway, ]

[devilmightcare]

[ from the shower as they sneak: ]

Something I said?

[notadrop]

[ shit

they freeze, reaching into their jacket pocket ]

N-nnno, I just have to, um, answer a phone call really quick -

[devilmightcare]

Phew. Got worried you were about to jet.

[notadrop]

I m-mean, you're still paying me, right? So of course I won't!

[ inching, towards the door, ]

[devilmightcare]

Yeah, but you already got what you came for, right?

[notadrop]

[ ]

I have no idea what you're talking about?

[devilmightcare]

[ opens the shower curtain, just enough to peek at them ]

Y'know, you probably shouldn't ask to watch then tell people to close the shower curtain.

[notadrop]

I usually go for people with real bathrooms with places to stay out of sight, not losers who live in garbage dumps like you!

[devilmightcare]

Hey, I told you it'd be lived-in.

[notadrop]

It's a fucking trash heap, dude. Anyway, I'm not even a girl? So you oughta go looking somewhere else for your grody fun.

[devilmightcare]

[ blinks ]


So? For a guy you're cute as hell.

[notadrop]

Wh -- you said you wanted a cute girl! And I'm not into other guys anyway!

[devilmightcare]

Who said I was only lookin' for a cute girl?

[notadrop]

You went to a maid cafe.

[devilmightcare]

Have you seen any butler cafes?

[notadrop]

There's host clubs.

So, what? You just like, want something cute? 'Cause besides how I look I'm not cute either.

[devilmightcare]

[ heh ]

What, you think this isn't endearing?

[notadrop]

God, you're fucking gross.