dreampost: even more after dark edition (III)

[wotanon]

[ AGAIN, but this time it's future is now's fault,

shit's going to be sexy in here.

please list what you're open or not open to somewhere in your toplevel pls and thank ]

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[notadrop]

[ cool

they're gonna ruffle their clothes a bit, make some motions that look vaguely like they're taking stuff off -

and then go root through his pants for his wallet ]

[devilmightcare]

[ success! UNFORTUNATELY FOR RUBY,




he has exactly fifty dollars in there. ]

[notadrop]

[ this was so not worth any of this.

they're gonna swipe the cash and try to sneak out of the bathroom anyway, ]

[devilmightcare]

[ from the shower as they sneak: ]

Something I said?

[notadrop]

[ shit

they freeze, reaching into their jacket pocket ]

N-nnno, I just have to, um, answer a phone call really quick -

[devilmightcare]

Phew. Got worried you were about to jet.

[notadrop]

I m-mean, you're still paying me, right? So of course I won't!

[ inching, towards the door, ]

[devilmightcare]

Yeah, but you already got what you came for, right?

[notadrop]

[ ]

I have no idea what you're talking about?

[devilmightcare]

[ opens the shower curtain, just enough to peek at them ]

Y'know, you probably shouldn't ask to watch then tell people to close the shower curtain.

[notadrop]

I usually go for people with real bathrooms with places to stay out of sight, not losers who live in garbage dumps like you!

[devilmightcare]

Hey, I told you it'd be lived-in.

[notadrop]

It's a fucking trash heap, dude. Anyway, I'm not even a girl? So you oughta go looking somewhere else for your grody fun.

[devilmightcare]

[ blinks ]


So? For a guy you're cute as hell.

[notadrop]

Wh -- you said you wanted a cute girl! And I'm not into other guys anyway!

[devilmightcare]

Who said I was only lookin' for a cute girl?

[notadrop]

You went to a maid cafe.

[devilmightcare]

Have you seen any butler cafes?

[notadrop]

There's host clubs.

So, what? You just like, want something cute? 'Cause besides how I look I'm not cute either.

[devilmightcare]

[ heh ]

What, you think this isn't endearing?

[notadrop]

God, you're fucking gross.

[devilmightcare]

And why 'zactly is that?

[ by the way he's getting out of the shower ]

[notadrop]

[ COOL, great, wonderful, they're stepping back ]

You live in a garbage can, which you brought someone you paid to fuck you to, and then they turn out to be something completely different and uncute and you're still like "hey but wanna fuck"?

Also, how old are you, anyway? Creepo.

[devilmightcare]

I don't know why you keep sayin' you're uncute, pal.

[ grabbing a towel ]

Is it a self esteem thing? Wanna talk about it?

[notadrop]

Uh, excuse me, what? Is this some new stupid seduction technique? "Hey, I know you lied to me and are now trying to rob me, but I'm here for you if you wanna talk about your problems, random maid cafe worker I'm treating like a sex worker"? Am I being like, reverse negged?